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johnross.black
he/him • 33 Video Editor • Actor • Gamer I do comedy in NYC and watch a lot of movies and TV. BlackJohnRoss on other socials. Passively trying to grow my twitch. Actively trying to get more into DnD. http://offqcomedy.com https://johnathanross.com
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We gotta get rid of email reactions. The reaction shit has gone too far.

Ok interesting. I see this but I do think of fishing as fishing because hunting feels like it implies killing where as fishing you could catch and release and people wouldn’t be like “you didn’t fish good”

So who in the white wedding world was like “surely we can do better than plantations— I got it! What’s a modern day plantation gang?” “Some body get Jacobs a cigar and a whisky. YOU OL SUMBITCH YOU CRACKED IT!”

Harlem was a great show. Wish it got like 1 more season but def worth the watch.

This was very good and funny.

Back baby 😎

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

White people are NOT gonna like this :/

My other account was suspended for a violation but I think it’s cus I was signing into one of the bsky video app betas with the wrong password. @moderation.bsky.app haaaaaalp pls reinstate offq.lol

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? Preferably in her post murder era when she is willing to get even with mfs

Fuck what you heard. Busses in NYC are great.

War Pigs cover by T-Pain

NYC FOLKS TODAY IS THE ~LAST DAY~ TO CHANGE YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION TO “DEMOCRAT” SO YOU CAN VOTE IN THE MAYORAL PRIMARY.

It would be annoying but funny if the press started asking questions for only Musk to answer PresSec: “Pres. Trump believes that—“ Reporter: “I’m so sorry, we want to know what the person with the actual power has to say about it.” PS:“Like I said Pres. Trump—“ R:“Look if you don’t know that’s fine”

I do think if these: “men are trash” “white people are racist”“[random zodiac sign] are the worst” make sense then “[US state] sucks” can also track but idk why that’s some people’s line 🤷🏾‍♂️

Learning I’ve failed as a husband because while my wife has seen Paddington 2 (a perfect movie) I’ve yet to show her Paddington 1 (also a perfect movie) so she’s not ready for Paddington in Peru 😭😭😭

I also nominate “Greenbackland”. Has a je ne slur quoi about it.

This is kinda funny cus it’s so transparent. Like they didn’t even remove any of the white holidays. Arbor Day? Presidents’ Day? Flag Day? Saint Patrick’s Day!? Couldn’t throw a single white holiday on the list to even balance it out?

“Say Drake 😀” Quick sketch of Kendrick #halftime

Oh no. This excerpt :(

Ah fuck this was great

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

"law enforcement is 💫working to determine💫 applicable charges in this incident."

The story telling Kendrick commits to is IMPRESSIVE.

New post: A list of my recommended Google alternatives (2025 edition), from Firefox (vs Chrome) to DuckDuckGo (vs Google Search). www.diversetechgeek.com/recommended-... #Google #tech

22% of Kendrick’s Grammys are for Not Like Us.

PSN going through one of it's longest outages ever.

@flashes.blue okay! Progress! The test flight is now just saying “not currently accepting new testers” instead of weird unknown error!

Today is one of my childhood best friend’s birthdays. We don’t stay in touch as often and I got rid of Facebook but I hope you’re having a happy birthday Zach!

@ilovelancelot.bsky.social and I got to do a show together and we looked good! Ft. [@natsilverman.bsky.social](skeets://profile?did=did:plc:fwcsb3lruuqa6uicvptsv7ie) 📸 by @jtcanshoot (insta)

"The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders. The Georgia-based chain is adding a 50-cent charge per egg because of the 'nationwide rise in cost of eggs,' according to signs posted at its restaurants."

Retroactively you ain't a citizen. Ya daddy. His daddy. His daddy daddy. His daddy daddy daddy. Daddy Daddy Daddy daddy...

I'm actually fine with banning birthright citizenship but only if we run it back to 1492.