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Get me away from the grifters and brainrot peddlers, holy shit. (Unlikely to post much.)
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Gotta say that Demi Moore losing catalyzed FilmSky into being just as irritating as Film Twitter, so this platform truly has arrived

“Legend is that, if you listen to the wind, you can still hear Adrien Brody giving his acceptance speech to this very day…”

Rachel Zegler, Rachel Sennott, same thing, I guess. #oscars

Shower discourse now, in the year of our lord 2025? Trump is president now! No one has the energy to indulge this rich white nonsense! www.intouchweekly.com/posts/the-tr...

I wonder what weird-ass impromptu double features we’re going to get this weekend with Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman.

I hate to say it, but we might have to consider putting the Knicks on Fraud Alert.

I’ve accepted that I’ll see some Elon tweets because he is (unfortunately) a prominent figure. But no one needs to know what the likes of “Nick Fuentes,” “Charlie Kirk,” or “Nate Silver” are thinking, and if you’re putting screenshots of their tweets into my Bluesky feed, you need to fucking stop.

Good practice for if/when I ever return to the dating apps: Siri is so bored by “Is Air Supply considered yacht rock?” that it just refuses to answer.

Lol. What a fucking loser.

Kathy Hochul, this could be you.

The NYC I (thought I) knew would have never accepted their inner workings being dictated by dipshits in Staten Island, Long Island, and New Jersey.

“But Democrats are trying really hard!”

Hochul actually removing Adams would be the biggest upset since Leicester. I would have no choice but to stop calling her a “fucking loser.”

We laughed at Zuckerberg when he lit a medium-sized nation’s GDP on fire for this shit. But when he finishes making the real world completely uninhabitable and we’re no longer allowed to leave our assigned Crypto.com (TM) pods, then the “Metaverse” suddenly ain’t gonna look so stupid, will it?

Trying to look up if Geno Auriemma has a public stance on trans participation in women’s sports:

The New York Times: Trust us as a beacon of enlightenment in these scary times! Also the NYT: Here’s an article about some coked up MAGA chuds having a party.

Damn, is Aaliyah Edwards the greatest player of all time?

To be clear, Michelle Wu is a fantastic mayor and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. It’s really not that hard to elect a decent mayor!

No wider gap can exist than how I generally feel about Michelle Wu and how I feel about Michelle Wu when in a car in Boston.

Don’t correct me when I use “effect” as a verb! I’m correct! Pretentious, but correct!

I have grown to truly despise the feckless New York liberalism that leads to corrupt and/or ineffectual losers like this guy getting voted into office over and over and over again. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Pat and Brittany have kissed enough ass to still get an invite to Mar-a-Lago, so don’t feel too bad for them.

Hey, I’m having fun.

Not sure I love the imagery of cops, pilots, and school bus drivers “drinking on the job”

After the sun set on the TB12 Patriots, I figured there was no way I would ever again irrationally hate a sports team with that much bile. An inevitable maturation as a human being. And then came the 24-25 Chiefs.

The next Kennedy Center Honors

Something something Department of Education… Anyway, it’s over. We’re cooked.

Thinking about how we analyze “Triumph of the Will” when learning about Nazi propaganda, as an example of masterful artistry promoting pure evil. And then thinking about how history students in 2075 are going to examine Jubilee videos of Mayor Pete debating 30 morons and Elon jumping like a dipshit.

These disingenuous thinkpieces about “why people hate the Chiefs” completely refusing to acknowledge that this team in particular consistently produces soundbites savoring the taste of right-wing boot

With everything that’s going on, it just feels naive to be giving some random lecture on “longitudinal design” when they would be better served by a lecture on how to start a fire using your glasses or how to steal gasoline using a hose.

Was hesitant to splurge on a poke bowl because of the possibility that I’ll need that 20 bucks a year now for my monthly allotment of DogeSoylent. But fuck it, I can’t let them “take away my joy.”

Wish I had known 12 years ago when I was laughing at the easily amazed dog that I was indirectly creating a reality where our federal government would ultimately be overthrown by a goon squad of loser incels.

Rob Pelinka:

Listen, I love Mikal Bridges, but I did not realize that trade package would’ve given us a shot at Luka fucking Doncic, lol.

I wish I was as useful at anything as Schumer and Jeffries are completely fucking useless at being leaders of the Democratic Party.

Obviously not the worst thing that is happening at the moment, but the Sabally trade is so fucking bad for the Fever that I’m starting to worry that I jumped on the bandwagon of a team that has no idea what it’s doing.