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johntealeaves.bsky.social
Livin' it big in the big city!
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I can see you beside me in my peripheral vision

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poop simply

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Lala land robbed once again

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I heard they put a period pain simulator on a cowboy

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looks can be this evening

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reading iwaspoisoned posts like the sunday paper

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drake just paid off my mortgage 🫶

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i gorda piss, man!!

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please don't tell my boss about my next string of skeets!

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loved it

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tom cruise paris air show 2025

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I hereby take the Feb 11. toilet pledge. from 12 noon til 5pm today I will be not using my can/loo/john/big white telephone. will you join the pledge?

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just touched a receipt

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My hats gonna fall. and it's gonna be okay

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when she says you can't go to the movie

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you know a pizzeria hates to see coming

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tumbleweed adoption

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What's poppin' b'sky?

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poop simply

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holy shit

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did you guys know i live next to the pub of viral twitter fame

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what's up bluesky - i was pretty famous/popular over on twitter the everything app once upon a time. i hope i can gain the same traction here!

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in vilnius cafes/restaurants everyone puts their coats on a communal hook at the entrance. it brings a tear to my eye

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i'm going to vilnius lithuania

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once again, my 100th will receive a cash reward. this is not a joke

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i will be giving away a cash prize to my 100th follower

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who is coming with me

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it's dealers choice night

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guys who's just been shot in the chest googling "signs you've just been shot in the chest"

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i'm in love with andrea from studs. if you look like andrea please dm me

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i have unfortunately landed back on the cursed island of great britain

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#scandoval

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big apple more like big CRAPPLE!

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just chilling in the big apple

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