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johnthebassist.com
New here, was over on the Musky app. Used to run. A lot. Dad, husband, #handporn model, musician, pervert. Pets are family members. He/Him
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#scruffandbrews

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Days like today make me miss the days of shaving my head and having barely stubble for facial hair

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If I’ve changed your diapers, it should be impossible for you to graduate high school

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Gig 1 of 2 #unforgettableBigBand #bass #annika

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Wordle 1,462 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #740 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #474 “Just a dusting” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 I solved the 6/20/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:47!

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#scruffandbrews

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Wordle 1,461 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #739 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #473 “Life is a highway” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 I solved the 6/19/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:00!

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Luna peed in my daughter’s laundry baskets My daughter is handling things really well

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#scruffandbrews

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I noticed, as I practiced melody lines on the guitar, that if I stop thinking and “just play”, as long as there aren’t too many ledger lines, I play better, which feels like a level of fluency I’ve never known

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BUT HER EMAILS!!!

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I’m happy to announce after weeks of regular practice, I am now very bad at guitar (as opposed to downright awful) I remain abhorrent on the accordion and violin

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Wordle 1,459 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #737 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #471 “Make it work” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 I solved the 6/17/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:27!

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Wordle 1,458 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #736 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #470 “Key notes” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵 I solved the 6/16/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:51!

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Girl kitty has decided “across my belly” is the most comfortable spot in the history of comfort

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Fuck I’m trying my best to ignore it. And beer helps. But my right testicle is noticeably sore this evening

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Hey, I remembered to call my dad today

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If you could have any one person, alive or deceased, sing you a lullaby, who would it be? Mama Cass, Roberta Flack, Elvis Presley, Tracy Chapman, Luciano Pavarotti are on my short list, but I think it’s Freddy Mercury

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I am a huge Alanis fan, but I do believe the “free ride, when you’re already late” is the only actually occurrence of irony she mentions

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Any of you troublemakers gonna be in attendance at this afternoon’s matinee?

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On Sunday mornings, after the Benji walk, coffee, and the NYT Crossword, I log into work to ensure my timesheet for last week was accurate Today’s plan was to actually finish up a task I’ve been meaning to complete But logged into the timesheet app & saw “user is deactivated”…

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Wordle 1,457 6/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #735 🟦🟦🟦🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #469 “Here's to him!” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵 I solved the 6/15/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:47!

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How is my youngest child 15 years old?!

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Let’s rock

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Two Hunters

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