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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

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If you're ever bored archive.org is a free internet library with billions of hours of stuff between movie books music etc.

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Reminder that a lot of American literacy levels aren't high enough to understand context, symbolism, or sarcasm

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America! The Red (hat), White (skin), and Blue (collar cosplay)!

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A group of ivy league- graduate billionaires have convinced people they aren’t “the elites” and that college is bad

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www.wtfpod.com/podcast/epis...

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We do not need a Trollionaire

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There is only one chapter title in my dissertation: “Jumping Through Academic Hoops is Pointless, Nobody Cares, I Quit.” Short chapter

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How many times is Tim Allen going to make shittier versions of the same show?

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Everything is a conspiracy when you’re a dumbfuck

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i am not for everyone i am for like, five people and i apologize to them constantly

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No more “spoiler alert”

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Maybe he’ll die

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I don’t post and ghost I haunt and jaunt

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Cancelled hulu and prime. Deactivated facebook and tiktok. Feels better already

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I’m going to skip the fame and go straight to Christian grifting

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Simply don't care about the bob dylan movie. I want a wallflowers movie

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I’d love to delete my x account but I have 11 years of premises on there that SNL hasn’t stolen yet

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Imagine if Mustard wasn’t a DJ and Kendrick just really loved rapping about condiments

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What is with “girl dad” and “boy dad?” How about “parent?” Or better yet, shut up because nobody cares. Anyone can make a kid in 20 minutes or less

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I don’t really buy into “comedy rules,” but here are a couple I support: 1. Never commit seual assalt 2. Never say “skit”

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Cybercuck vs Hearse www.instagram.com/stories/sala...

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It’s sad seeing poor people who have favorite billionaires

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Boomers are mad because they followed their parents words like military orders, and when we saw that we were like “nah”

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Somebody Fox please tell @tombrady.bsky.social to stop yelling and get him a glass of water

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My wife has a fetish. She likes to watch while life fucks me

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If your kid can be “turned against you” in a 12-week college semester, maybe you suck as a parent

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We’re about 2 generations away from “Rain is when God cries after you sin” being taught in universities

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If putting “End Racism” on football helmets doesn’t solve inequality, nothing will

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audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading.

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Joe Rogan is Tom Green’s fault

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The shuffle on my Aiwa 3-disc changer surpasses any streaming service

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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

If you're ever bored archive.org is a free internet library with billions of hours of stuff between movie books music etc.

Reminder that a lot of American literacy levels aren't high enough to understand context, symbolism, or sarcasm

America! The Red (hat), White (skin), and Blue (collar cosplay)!

A group of ivy league- graduate billionaires have convinced people they aren’t “the elites” and that college is bad

www.wtfpod.com/podcast/epis...

We do not need a Trollionaire

There is only one chapter title in my dissertation: “Jumping Through Academic Hoops is Pointless, Nobody Cares, I Quit.” Short chapter

How many times is Tim Allen going to make shittier versions of the same show?

Everything is a conspiracy when you’re a dumbfuck

i am not for everyone i am for like, five people and i apologize to them constantly

No more “spoiler alert”

Maybe he’ll die

I don’t post and ghost I haunt and jaunt

Cancelled hulu and prime. Deactivated facebook and tiktok. Feels better already

I’m going to skip the fame and go straight to Christian grifting

Simply don't care about the bob dylan movie. I want a wallflowers movie

I’d love to delete my x account but I have 11 years of premises on there that SNL hasn’t stolen yet

Imagine if Mustard wasn’t a DJ and Kendrick just really loved rapping about condiments

What is with “girl dad” and “boy dad?” How about “parent?” Or better yet, shut up because nobody cares. Anyone can make a kid in 20 minutes or less

I don’t really buy into “comedy rules,” but here are a couple I support: 1. Never commit seual assalt 2. Never say “skit”

Cybercuck vs Hearse www.instagram.com/stories/sala...

It’s sad seeing poor people who have favorite billionaires

Boomers are mad because they followed their parents words like military orders, and when we saw that we were like “nah”

Somebody Fox please tell @tombrady.bsky.social to stop yelling and get him a glass of water

My wife has a fetish. She likes to watch while life fucks me

If your kid can be “turned against you” in a 12-week college semester, maybe you suck as a parent

We’re about 2 generations away from “Rain is when God cries after you sin” being taught in universities

If putting “End Racism” on football helmets doesn’t solve inequality, nothing will

audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading. audiobooks count as reading.

Joe Rogan is Tom Green’s fault

The shuffle on my Aiwa 3-disc changer surpasses any streaming service

The National is the greatest rock and roll band in the history of the world from October to February

youtube.com/@johngrimesc...

Why?