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johnyouwill.bsky.social
san franciscan in new york. running 5Ks and watching 4Ks.
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job interview make me sweaty and nauseous.Just give me money please

If you use alt text for “jokes” instead of making the image accessible, you’re the one who should be “beaten with reeds”

H1B is a good litmus test for if someone is capable of holding multiple ideas in their head at the same time. Anyone with only vibes-based politics ends up confused and accidentally arguing in the opposite direction of immigrant or worker rights than they mean to

Lays not like Utz

NOT DOING SHIT UNTIL 25 BABY - dashare.zone ADMIN

if u say stochastic when random would be fine im going to hurt you

very cool to see that the employer that just laid off my entire team had “record-breaking Q4 revenue results” 👍👍

when the NYPD fails they call in the big guns at the FBI so they use advanced tactics like offering $40k more

Korean American with family members in Korea: well, I’m not really an expert, but American with Wikipedia who just smoked a blunt: I should write an op ed about the Korean character

just remembering this for some reason today

I have a Constitutional Right to a Blue Checkmatk

i miss going to Radio shack to get an adapter

in my experience most people in tech are not Republicans or Democrats. They mostly main ahri in league of legends

why is the Dad Rock Essentials playlist on Apple Music full of indie rock from the 00s? im going to kms

watching full metal jacket with ad breaks on tubi on my phone the way god intended

they should make socks that fit

in one week I got laid off, trump won, my gf went to the ER, and my therapist ghosted me lol

unemployed again so it’s posting season

constantly thinking about the mongol empire

finally got my invite code once i cured myself of posting disease