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I write novels & games. Johannes Cabal, Carter & Lovecraft, THE SHADOW ON THE GLASS for "Call of Cthulhu," Russalka, Kyth the Taker, Goon Squad, co-wrote BROKEN SWORD I-III, principal writer on ATOMFALL. All my fault. Sorry. UK. Portrait: Small Robot
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Pffffft... experts. No, demonstrate your superiority by fearlessly taking it easy for a while, keeping comfy, watch some movies, nobly accept best wishes ect ect ect. That'll show those so-called experts.
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I've never made much of a secret that I really wanted to write a short story collection about Cabal, but that's a nearly impossible sell for a new author, so I disguised it as a novel.
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👍
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A tad more seriously, Trump is aching to get good viewing figures so please don't watch live. He'll lie and say it's the most watched event in history anyway, but best not to oblige him by watching.
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I definitely do. His name's Stephen Miller. I believe he usually lives in Washington DC.
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This might work. "Sir David, after your lifetime in service to education, broadcasting, and the environment, it is my pleasure to award you this Glock 19, a box of ammunition, and a pack of fully functional 'Get Out of Jail Free" cards, legal in all jurisdictions. Make us proud."
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Bugge Solo of the Millenniumium Cetacean.
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Isn't it?
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I'm brilliant at names. Zeb Chumbaflot. There, you can have that one for free. You're welcome.
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Absolutely. That was an appalling failure on my part. Utter madness. I'd do it again tomorrow given the opportunity.
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I'm not saying that I'm smarter than everyone else, only that I'm differently stupid.
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I want to write a screenplay so that, if it were to be produced, its every "Goof" entry on IMDb would have to carry the caveat "...although this may have been intentional."
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Oh, they'd want to be named. What eldritch deity would pass up those bragging rights?
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I really enjoyed that film. Huzzah for the Slightly Shit Avengers.
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Thank you!