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jonathanparker.bsky.social

He/Him | Newish Chicago Resident | Pop Culture Enthusiast | Pelicans 🏀| Political Junkie 🏳️‍🌈

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This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

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This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

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People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

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Finally! ☀️😎

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waves hands at democratic backsliding

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gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol

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🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄

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Some recession indicators are better than others 😋

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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

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submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Duke rn

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It turns out a cabinet full of camera-ready dilettantes operates pretty much exactly how you'd expect

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

Why the fuck does Tate McRae have to go so hard?!? Like, how dare she?!?

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Jeffries is skating rn because of Schumer’s spectacular spinelessness, but the fact that they couldn’t get in a room and come up with a coherent strategy for putting up a united front and a list of demands ahead of time means he probably should get the fuck out too

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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

submitted 99 days ago • 5139 comments

Chuck Schumer is a Yes vote on Cloture away from funding a $75 million dollar primary challenge against himself

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The time to intervene is not now, while your loved one dangles over a volcano. We must save our energy for if she falls in

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Intrusive thought: if you told me when we were kids that the WASPy lady who was getting powerbombed through tables was going to dismantle the Department of Education in 20 years I would have tried to have you committed. And I would have been successful in doing so.

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

Finally! ☀️😎

waves hands at democratic backsliding

gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked

It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol

🌈🦄 Happy Pride!!!! 🌈🦄

Some recession indicators are better than others 😋

michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

😬

Duke rn

It turns out a cabinet full of camera-ready dilettantes operates pretty much exactly how you'd expect

Why the fuck does Tate McRae have to go so hard?!? Like, how dare she?!?

Jeffries is skating rn because of Schumer’s spectacular spinelessness, but the fact that they couldn’t get in a room and come up with a coherent strategy for putting up a united front and a list of demands ahead of time means he probably should get the fuck out too

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

Chuck Schumer is a Yes vote on Cloture away from funding a $75 million dollar primary challenge against himself

The time to intervene is not now, while your loved one dangles over a volcano. We must save our energy for if she falls in

Intrusive thought: if you told me when we were kids that the WASPy lady who was getting powerbombed through tables was going to dismantle the Department of Education in 20 years I would have tried to have you committed. And I would have been successful in doing so.

Serena crip walking on Drakes grave 🧑🏿‍🍳💋

Serena crip walking on Drakes grave 🧑🏿‍🍳💋

A MINORRRRRRRRR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Drake in his scream room rn going THROUGH IT 😂😂

Good Morning!

That sure looked like a touchdown to me 🐍