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Spectacular failure. Dad. Spurs ‘til they kill me. No gods. Deep in the Willow. Wu-Tang y’all ✌️
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If anyone deserves a goal lately it’s Spence. Been absolutely huge since coming into the team, really pleased for him. Yiddo. 🤍 #COYS

It’s been a standard painful season being a Spurs fan, but imagine supporting Southampton this year. Wave after wave of crushing misery every single week. Agony.

Here's video of Steve Bannon doing a Sieg Heil today at CPAC. It is what it is and it's what Bannon intended. Don't let yourself be gaslit.

The absolute state of this cunt, lol.

Well, there it is. Absolute proof that Trump is a Russian asset. What a fucking nightmare, well done America.

#COYS 🤍

Tottenham bound 🤍 (god knows why). #COYS

Who the fuck does JD Vance actually think he is? Lecturing Europe about morals when he represents a country that makes basic healthcare unaffordable for millions of people and denies rape victims abortions based on insane religious views. Absolute prick, fuck off back to your orange master.

This is a dog whistle folks. The "threat from within" is classic fascism talk.

Fuck JD Vance, btw. Absolutely one of the worst humans going.

I’m a huge fan of Micky van de Ven and would love nothing more than for him to be our first choice centre back for years to come, but this does not make good reading 🤕

A mate just reminded me that ‘Rude Dog and the Dweebs’ was a thing and now I’m super sad it’s not 1990 and I’m a grown adult with bills and responsibilities.

Only $8.9 billion net income?? Yeah fair enough BP, fuck the climate, you crack on. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Has Stephen Graham ever been in anything rubbish? Everything I’ve ever seen him in has ranged from good to fantastic.

#fuckmondays

Worrying that Ange seems to have no idea what players to start now. I still say stick with him until we have more back from injury, but wouldn’t be surprised if Levy pulls the trigger tomorrow 😕

I think Mid Morning Matters might be my favourite Partridge.

Being tucked up in bed by 10pm is my new favourite thing. Middle age is amazing.

Despite losing 4-0, our defence hasn’t been the big problem tonight. Spurs midfield utterly passive (Bentancur and Bissouma the main offenders) and the attackers poor for the most part. This one isn’t on Ange, either.

I have massively high hopes for the new Jurassic World film (probably foolish I know). The original is still my all time favourite cinema memory, and this latest one is sounding more and more like it could be the best thing since JP. Fingers crossed.

Just about to board a flight home and we go 2-0. Up the Spurs, mate 😎 #COYS

BESTEST MOST BONKERS FOOTBALL CLUB IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 🤍 #COYS #Spurs

LFG 😍

Horrible night sleep, 9am flight. The joy.

Current conditions according to the BBC weather app: ‘Light rain and a gentle breeze’. Looks out the window: Lashing sideways rain and hail, thunder and lightning (power then goes out). 🤨

Giving Lankshire three minutes. Ange, this is why people get wound up, mate.

Why do our defenders stand off so much?? How is there no one at the club seeing this week in week out and doing something about it?? Fucking ridiculous.

🐦🤍 #COYS