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joneseslocker.bsky.social
Educator, DM, Husband. Host of several podcasts you've never heard of. Struggling fiction author. He/Him
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Hey #Drake, in case you need to talk to someone.

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Me breathing out of one nostril:

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The Nic Cage GhostRider movie was fucking rad as hell and I'm tired of acting like it wasn't.

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Me after changing the batteries in a thermostat.

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My supervisor while doing a walk through in my class: Do you want a bathroom break while I'm in here? Me: Nah, I'm good. Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.

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And now we have to replace our hot water heater.

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I miss the attitude era #MondayNightRAW

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I've got walking pneumonia and we had to put down our second dog in less than a year today. 2025 better get it's shit together or I'm burning it all to the fucking ground.

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Pretty solid opening match #WWERAW

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Creature Commandos continues to get better every week.

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So are they all named Toad, or are they all individuals named the same thing, is Toad a sir name? Or is it just the one with the white and red hat? OR are they all named Toad because like a fungal network they are a hive mind? ARE TOADS JUST MARIO GETH? Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.

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Honestly this is my response to most things in life.

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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

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In regard to the totally warranted hype around Superman and Krypto in the new trailer, i will say this, if we dont get Ace in whatever version of Batman @jamesgunn.bsky.social brings into our world, im coming for his fucking neck. Consider this fair warning Mr. Gunn.

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Icing on the cake, the speakers in my headset are going out.

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There has not been a single moment today since I woke up at 8am that I have not been in a bad mood

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The worst thing we did as a country was let Perkins shut down.

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No matter what universe I'm in just know I will always take the time to stack the bodies of facists.

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I hope everyone got what they wanted for Gamesmas.

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Everytime League wins an award the gaming community smells a little bit worse.

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Shit posting the Game Awards on Blueskee!

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid

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Imagine saving this absolute goblin? Couldn’t be me.

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Yourself but as a cartoon

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