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Dog person. Computer dork. Coffee drinker. Amateur shitposter. Typically wrong about most things. Scumbo leftist trash. Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@amb310
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man, we had a rat in our basement and the only way to get rid of it was a snap trap. the other week i saw evidence there was another rat so i set traps again. this morning i woke up to find it wasn't a rat but a baby possum. this has affected me more than i thought. poor baby. i feel horrible.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why has nobody made a Wizard of Oz-based open world video game yet? Do developers not like money?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

will never not make me smile when some dumbfuck, resist blueanon, gen x lead eater gets dumped on for their shittiness and they nuclear block and do a whole ass handle change. they love the smell of their own farts so much they won't have some shame and just delete their account.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

it's not hard. don't be a weird asshole about it. turn on your alt text pester setting.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

this guy makes way more than I do and I'm 7 years older and a software developer, lmfao to every single cop who complains about not making enough of a living to justify being cowardly shoot first shits

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

you become a wise adult who does away with childish thoughts when you stop making fun of furries. just like, mind your own business. no one cares if you don't get it. i don't get it, but that's cool. let em be. and if that makes you mad? just eat it man. no one cares. be confused in silence.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Handy labeller here bsky.app/profile/for....

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

acab includes them horses that the pigs use to trample protestors. sorry, don't make the rules. to the saucisson de cheval and glue factory you go, flicker.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

fuck software and services, existence is enshitified. everything is way too hard and/or trash because someone, somewhere wants to make maximum number goes up. we don't even have to go back to nature, there is a middle point between modern life and pooping outside.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

columnists: you fuckin rubes, ai is coming for your jobs, get ready to eat shit forever once it does journalists: why are people going out of their way to vandalize driverless taxis and other autonomous vehicles

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"protests are about communication and winning the hearts and minds of the opposition!" is exactly what would come out of the mouth of a a toddler-brained moron who still thinks cops protect innocent people and only ever go after "bad guys". just the most gullible idiots, just bad at life. smh.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"don't be violent! don't give them an excuse to implement martial law!" what the fuck do you think sending in the guard and marines is? peaceful check-ins by the cuddle squad?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments