jonestownjamboree.neocities.org
Dog person. Computer dork. Coffee drinker. Amateur shitposter. Typically wrong about most things. Scumbo leftist trash.
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but but but they gave gop tacos?! whar am my tacos!
unfair!
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believe me, "bitch is that willow?!" was shoved in my face for years. decades.
in fairness, i deserved it.
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anyway, i'm a moron.
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the hotel clerk marched over to me and was all "what the fuck is wrong with you!" she thought i was gawking at them cuz they were dwarfs and i'm trying to tell her "no, i was trying to figure out if that was warwick davis!" but it came out more "bitch was that willow?! why are you yelling at me!?!"
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which made me even more determined to verify this was indeed willow/warwick davis. the whole time he and his wife are looking back at me like i'm some fucking psycho and eventually hustle their kids off.
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i thought it was him but couldn't quite see on account of said drunkenness so i'm both staring at him and trying to tell my idiot friends "hey! i think that's willow! is that willow?" and none of them would pay attention to me or just laugh me off.
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oh! i also accidentally made warwick davis and his family super uncomfortable. i was in a hotel lobby and he and his family were checking in. i was standing on the other side with a pack of my friends, we were all falling down drunk. like 10 sheets to the wind.
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"hey man, mind if i bum one? i forgot mine."
"sure! here you go."
"wait you're gary gygax, the d&d guy, right?"
"yup"
"cool"
*make non-game related small talk, mostly about football*
seemed like a nice guy, tho this was before it came out he was a garbage-chud piece of shit.
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working at gencon back when it was in milwaukee probably 00? go out for a smoke break on the loading dock. forgot smokes. see some old dude getting ready to light one up. my brand. yes i was/am a super nerd.
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unless you're just looking at your desktop for long periods of they day, they're kinda pointless.
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ah desktop widgets. they seem like such a good idea, but in reality they are kinda dumb.
"cool, i can see how many emails i got!"
but when you're using webmail anyway, you probably already got a browser open, maybe even your webmail. which is covering the widget anyway.
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100% the last time i flew, the outbound was an airbus and the inbound was a boeing. i'm not a great flier to begin with, but the trip home was way more anxiety ridden.
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i still blurt out "TINA, EAT YOUR HAM!" and "make yourself a dang quesadilla" now and again, much to the cringe of my younger coworkers.
fuck it, i'm too old to care and it makes me happy.
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hey man, i love your posts because all that time in middle school playing koei ROTTK games and looking up the history behind the battles and people in them has finally paid off. i can do the leo pointing meme because i get the whole ass reference. makes me feel smart.
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lead-brained temu-dennis miller ass motherfucker lol
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the visual aesthetics could be pretty amazing if done right without even having to do that thing where someone takes an old thing and makes it edgelord.
just riffing off denslow's original art (and similar 1900s art) could be beautiful.
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lol we still know who you are asshole.
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so he got two shitters in his basement?
ooh la la, mr. rich ass shit fer brains.
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i'd say as long as you know where your limit is on the flakiness and stick to it, that's pretty self respecting.
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i'm going to be the voice of unreason:
ride (heh) this as far as it goes. as long as neither of you are being shitty to each other, who cares. life's too short to skip out on good bonin'.
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it's basically identical on mobile too the only difference is the box is a toggle.
no excuse to not turn this on.
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lol getting there myself
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sad to see. so many people i grew up with turned maga reactionary chud.
it's why i personally cringe at nostalgia for the 90s. too much overlap with "things was better back in my day" for my taste.
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you could wake up any day and just not be like this, yet you do. choices my guy. choices.
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police making stacks while people are homeless working two jobs is peak usa.
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jfc, here i am being a "responsible member of society" and "not assaulting people because it excites me" and i make half of his yearly take. probably had to do more training than him.
just goes to show what you can accomplish when youre dumb as fuck and have no soul.
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(but still feel free to shitpost and be mean to bigots and shitlibs, they deserve it)
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like seriously, coming to the realization that what other people do isn't your concern and no one cares what you think or what your opinion is about a topic is peak wise.
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or just learn to not do it? not that hard gramps.
presuming your fishing sinker brain can make new folds ofc
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also, who double spaces for posts?
get the fuck out of here with that typewriter shit old man. lol
brain as smooth and leaden as a cannonball.
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maybe if they're good little bootlickers and toe the line, they won't get their funding cut (they will still get their funding cut).
hilariously pathetic how these orgs are trying to save their free monies by embracing the fash just to get clowned anyway.
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totally
but he dont operate in a vacuum. everyone at npr is desperately trying to suck up to the admin threatening to cut of their grant money never realizing they going to do it anyway. 'look were not biased! plz don't take our monies!'
hilarious as it is pathetic when they fold and still get cut
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follower count cracks? resist hashtags? slava ukranie? blue hearts? reposts of resist grift and ai slop?
predictable as it is tiresome.
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marc cuban and bill gates arn't going to fuck you no matter how hard you simp for them.
you know that right?
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even if youre going to interview this guy, you did zero push-back on anything he said, challenged him on nothing, he made wildly crazy opinions couched as facts, and yall didn't even give him a token amount of friction.
maybe you should shut it down if this is the kind of crap youre making lol weak
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when i pointed out that moving wasn't really something i could do based on family/money reasons, got dog-piled that i didn't care enough about liberal values, so enjoy being screwed over by MAGA because i deserved it for basically being one.
lol and they wonder why people hate liberals/dems.