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"The Catturd army doesn't care who you are, if you step on us we go splat but you have to wash your shoe."

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn't even have a hard curfew. IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

Oklahoma sports radio does not revolve around the Thunder the way DC radio does the <strikethrough>Redskins</strikethrough> or Dallas does the Cowboys, so I never developed a loathing for them while I was trapped in their orbit. But OKC as a city deserves nothing, and also RIP Seattle, so BWAHAHAH.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

submitted 22 hours ago • 200 comments

Hard to top Erasure opening for Duran Duran. Jefferson Starship made the critical error of having Shooting Star open for them once... in Kansas City. Unforced error there. Blue Oyster Cult opening for Black Sabbath doesn't count because it was a dual-headline show. But the real doozy:

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

RIP Steak n Ale

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

More on the GPS vs knowledge thing: For years and years, realtors and banks and other service businesses in Johnson County would hand out wallet cards that contained all of this. Everyone had like half a dozen of these laying around the house, I promise.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This is especially maddening in a city built from the ground up on a fairly strict grid. If you tell me an address here, I know immediately how far away it is from me and how to get there. IYKYK.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

til that falcons are closer to parrots than they are to hawks, eagles, owls, or ospreys

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Trash Tuesday: Tater tots are just baby hash browns, and are therefore breakfast food.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 smart toilet $6,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Royals are ALREADY calling Jac up? Well, okay, maybe they'll have three guys who can hit now

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's time we take all the AIs out and drown them. This "overview" is literally wrong about pretty much everything it claims save for the existence of the subjects designated by proper nouns.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

good job using AI to provide a headline photo that doesn't actually exist, love to see journalists supportin cpgt yes i am being sarcastic

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The number 1 overall seed failed to reach the super regional in both baseball AND softball

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think we're rapidly approaching a point where students are going to have to deliberately insert misspellings and other grammatical errors just to prove they really wrote their papers.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

What's wild to me is that I think the expected win total of a team composed entirely of replacement-level players is something like 47-48? The Rockies are on pace for a team-wide -23/24 WAR. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THAT BAD JUST THROW THE ENTIRE ROSTER AWAY AND GRAB 25 GUYS

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

I'm glad Unicorns clarified this because the headline itself made me think Lush (the band) had gotten back together without my knowledge

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The 2025 Colorado Rockies trail the 2024 Chicago White Sox by six games 60 games into the season. I want you to contemplate this. The Rockies are on pace to finish 16 games worse than the Sox.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

clearly the answer to today's discourse is for baseball to do away with tagging people altogether and just make everything forceouts

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment