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Impossible not to think of this tweet every year when I watch Muppet Christmas Carol

Just came to a full dead stop at work as a cold sweat came over me. How could I have not seen the CEO killing coming? Have I forgotten what this year is? This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this. Long live the haters.

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

Got my FIRST EVER Spotify Wrapped this year. Last year I made it a New Years goal to make a spotify and really develop an actual interest in music, as up to that point I had been a much more passive listener. Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!

After eight days of hell (working retail) I can finally embrace my civic duty as a mid-western man in fall after hitting slightly chilly temperatures. Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Great work mods!!

Fuck Elon Musk amiright

Shiiiiiiiiiiit

it's been (only) two years since i drew this

two pieces of voting info that lays out exactly went wrong in the 2024 democratic election strategy

Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network

Somehow Palpatine returned

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Never really gotten into Pokémon TCG, but the new Pokémon TCG Pocket app is kinda addicting I just want to keep hitting pacs man. If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code: 3348578926201681

The Vatican has the opportunity to do the funniest thing lol

Today marks my 7th day on Bluesky, I will miss that little sun icon but I am enjoying this site a lot!

This made me cry laughing

Here it is: the most accurate writing meme ever created

Car's engine broke down over the weekend, and all I've been able to think of is "man, it sure sucks I lost the death machine that lets me join society." Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use. ...Nah that'd be crazy.