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Impossible not to think of this tweet every year when I watch Muppet Christmas Carol

submitted 169 days ago • 9 comments

Just came to a full dead stop at work as a cold sweat came over me. How could I have not seen the CEO killing coming? Have I forgotten what this year is? This is the year of the hater. Kendrick hating Drake. Rosanna Pansino kicking off the Mr. Beast destruction. And now this. Long live the haters.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

submitted 190 days ago • 166 comments

Got my FIRST EVER Spotify Wrapped this year. Last year I made it a New Years goal to make a spotify and really develop an actual interest in music, as up to that point I had been a much more passive listener. Around 31,000 minutes listened, and I hope to expand that further next year!

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

After eight days of hell (working retail) I can finally embrace my civic duty as a mid-western man in fall after hitting slightly chilly temperatures. Its time to make some mfkn Chilli.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

2025 white house cabinet meeting

submitted 205 days ago • 551 comments

Great work mods!!

submitted 207 days ago • 1403 comments

Fuck Elon Musk amiright

submitted 210 days ago • 213 comments

Shiiiiiiiiiiit

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

it's been (only) two years since i drew this

submitted 217 days ago • 107 comments

two pieces of voting info that lays out exactly went wrong in the 2024 democratic election strategy

submitted 218 days ago • 58 comments

Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network

submitted 217 days ago • 29 comments

Somehow Palpatine returned

submitted 219 days ago • 70 comments

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

submitted 219 days ago • 290 comments

submitted 220 days ago • 44 comments

Never really gotten into Pokémon TCG, but the new Pokémon TCG Pocket app is kinda addicting I just want to keep hitting pacs man. If anyone else is just joining here's my friend code: 3348578926201681

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

The Vatican has the opportunity to do the funniest thing lol

submitted 225 days ago • 2 comments

Today marks my 7th day on Bluesky, I will miss that little sun icon but I am enjoying this site a lot!

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

This made me cry laughing

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

Here it is: the most accurate writing meme ever created

submitted 227 days ago • 25 comments

Car's engine broke down over the weekend, and all I've been able to think of is "man, it sure sucks I lost the death machine that lets me join society." Maybe there should be other ways to get transportation idk just a thought maybe something the public could use. ...Nah that'd be crazy.

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments