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jonkleinow.bsky.social
He was reared to give respect, but somewhere down the line he chose to whistle as the wind blows. Whistle as the wind blows with me. Pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ, getting more radically leftist by the day. He/him/his
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To a firework, your body is sentient gelatin. Nothing more. Nothing less. Remember that and use fireworks safely this July 4th.
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as a child he may have played a game called "the floor is lava," demonstrating his lack of preparedness for genuine environmental catastrophes
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*gasp* He’s leery? I’m shocked!
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Their thought process:
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Re: Bush: you do not, in fact, gotta hand it to him (But yes, his administration did)
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Tfw you have to dress up a little bit for your remote job in your basement for a video call. Bonus seeping Mittens!
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This is why I am very careful to not make any promises about my cooking abilities or lack thereof. Instead, I just say that I am excellent at plating take-out.
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Your dedication to the craft is unmatched.
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1992 called, they want “the height of coolness is being jaded about absolutely everything” back
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And it’s never been cleaner!
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I know history repeats itself, but I don’t think we really need another Jonestown for the 21st century
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The Alfredo was good, but it was the chicken rice for me. Had that for dinner far more often than I am comfortable admitting.
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"It's not enough that my clothes smell like musky vanilla patchouli. If only there were a way to make every dish I make taste like it too..."
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The headline made me think that he was on board for a second. Oh well.
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This weather is really kicking me while I'm down. Looking forward to seeing my therapist tomorrow.
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Mine is struggling to get through the day (same) and I’m debating paying the $99 to have the battery replaced
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Move over, orange Triaminic, there's a new med in town that'll have your kids sneaking to the bathroom and raiding the medicine cabinet!
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...but it just sucks so profoundly. The date went great, we spent 2 1/2 hours together, we tried to rescue a baby bird that we thought might have a broken wing! Everything seemed to click in the texts and in-person, and then... nothing. I deleted the apps. Not up for this rollercoaster anymore.
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I texted her after I got home, said how much I'd enjoyed it and looked forward to seeing her again, and... nothing until late that night. "...while I have enjoyed our conversations, I didn’t feel that spark that I want to feel." And I can't really be upset with that...
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Hope he never sells another one ever again
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Ow! I hope she’s on the mend quickly.
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Oh, I got all excited and thought he was a big infrastructure nerd like me for a second.