jonmasterson.bsky.social
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An absolute smokeshow then, and an absolute smokeshow now
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No false equivalencies here. Both arrests are exactly the same
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Or at least respond to 'why waste time?' with 'Because one of your supporters murdered his colleague and her husband in cold blood'
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It was never about criminals or making the US safe. If justice still exists, each of these traitorous evil racists will receive a Mussolini exit
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It’s never too early
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Except for NYPD shooting innocent bystanders on the subway, those numbers are way up
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This is the most hardcore take on crafting that I have ever seen, and I am here for it
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Her kink? Bald, shitty men
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They’ll never love you, Tim
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It only sounds like ‘Maths’ because their teeth are so jacked up
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About a year from now, as you’re cleaning out expired food from the cabinets/pantry, you will encounter a dusty container of steel cut oats
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There are exceptions, but the math works… homeschooled + cult + flyover state = goose pimples, might even equal goose flesh (ew)
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When I hear people say this, I assume they’re home schooled/grew up in a flyover state/are part of a cult
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I want it
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Too tired
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Spoiled trust fund baby failsons twist the rule of law when they don’t get their way. Griffin is a toddler who doesn’t even deserve his current seat. Another terrible McCrory-appointed holdover
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NC has been an embarrassing nightmare for many years. We’re mostly blue, but it’s a gerrymandered hellscape here. Hoping this BS is finally over
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Just another weird, spray tanned asshole. These wealthy do nothing centrists are what got us here
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He nails those lines! Baby Billy is to Goggins as Doc Holliday is to Kilmer. TRG is amazingly funny, but it would suffer without him
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That song about bodily fluids on sheets was great when we were all young. Gross. Get some clean sheets on that bed so I can go to sleep!
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(Chucks a Centrum Silver multivitamin into mouth) It's RiotFest for me every day, bro
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Breakfast vodka Red Bulls flowing
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More like a cyberSTUCK, am I right?
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It’s almost as if the ‘state’s rights’ stuff the GOP was droning on about in the early 2010s was absolute horseshit
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How much investor cash do you think Amazon raked in for their fake automated ‘Amazon Go’ shopping experience that was actually just guys watching security tape and charging you?
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It is tree butt. It was always tree butt.
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Assuming someone threw it at him as he drove by
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‘Fuel for Young Men’
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For me, it hits the same chords as Norman Lear in 1970s/80s. Funny, but relevant. I know comedy doesn’t have to be relevant, but Abbott is bigger than a sitcom like Friends
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Go fuck yourself
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If only FDR had sat down with Hitler to discuss the merits of fascism, WW2 could have been avoided entirely
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Trump: So this guy says he’s a scientist? Well, that’s very bad
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Met him in 1992. I was 17, and I was an ass. I said ‘I’m not a fan, but my dad is, could I get an autograph for him?’ He laughed and signed the paper. I really was a fan. I was trying to look cool in front of my goth girlfriend. He is an absolute legend and such a great guy! Sorry Huey