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Does anyone ever see a funny video in their dreams but then get sad it doesn't exist?

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

This cold has had me feeling like a disgusting slob but rest assured that I will be back sexier than ever

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Slutting your dad out just for me? That's so sweet

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

For pride I'm going to rank all of the queer subgroups starting with

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The only color I'm wearing to pride today is red because I'm calling for guillotine juice

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

professional third, seasoned sandwich

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

HBO loves naming their original series "The ____"

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Why are ugly people so obsessed with making life horrible for everyone else and why do we keep giving them platforms!!

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

If katseye isn't a kpop group why are they marketed like one

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I'm pro girly pop music until it's so straight that it makes me groan which is why Chappell and Renee are so important

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

my opps were out to get me this week, and they got a few licks

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

AI protest graphics on ig are sooooo bleak like how did we go lower than a 5 second Canva job

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Zohran has the same under-eye cheek dimples that I do, and I feel so represented on that part alone

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I love being surrounded by sexy creative people like let's make babies together

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Waking up so dehydrated that you feel hungover is crazy

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment