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jordankendall.bsky.social
26♒️ | 🏳️‍🌈 | Music Ed. major🥁 | I’m just here to vibe 😶‍🌫️|
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I SWEAR, I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING TO SOME BS THIS ORANGE MF TRYING TO PASS!!

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Motto of the year is…

ME‼️

My goal this year is to read 25 books! Any recommendations??

Waking up early on your day off is so annoying

Yall omggg 😭😭😭😭

A bad DJ will kill the whole party

We don’t talk about how Gucci Mane got so many hits!

Y’all be sleeping on Arby’s 😭😭

Tequila is calling and I’m bout to answer the phone

I really need to get lasik, I can’t do this blind shit no more!

So much scandal so many half truths, there’s only one woman who can get to the bottom of all these sky conspiracies

Her toes gonna fall off with this breakfast

When do y’all take your Christmas tree down?? After Christmas or after New Years??

Sure did 🤣🤣🤣

How many of yall celebrate Kwanza??

I’m 30 minutes late for work, I don’t even know what happened— and I only got 3 hours of sleep!

Alcoholics, freak fuckers and gay 😭😭😭😭

Happy Monday!! Let today be great! You got this!! 🫶🏾

Wet socks would ruin my whole day 😭😭

Any Mexican dish 🙂‍↕️✨

Look!! It’s cheap and convenient for late night shifts! Don’t judge me omg 😭😭

Start the rapture!!

Am I the only person who prefers Winter over Summer?? 😬

Yes

TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT! TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT! TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT! TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT! TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

SZA know she be lying!! Where the album???

top of the morning moots! 🫶🏾

Every rap verse needs punchlines and lyrical references.

When I’m in the bed by 9:00pm

Might as well drink Flint, Michigan tap

Knowing how to swim >> knowing how to play spades.

This** ppl who be rude to fast food workers for no reason

What’s your 10/10 album?

What’s your 10/10 album?

What's your 10/10 album?

What’s your 10/10 album?

Whats your 10/10 album?

Whats your 10/10 album?

Whats your 10/10 album?

Excuse me????

as soon as yall start trying to make a case for why I should be listening to Sexyy Red, Tory Lanez, or Da Baby

Prostitution is at an all time high!