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jordanquiverns.bsky.social
Host of gay TTRPG podcast Three of Hearts | Coastal She-Gay| Free Palestine | Writes funny-sad-cute fiction every damn day| Leave a little stain behind you everywhere you go.
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

submitted 15 hours ago • 182 comments

Got called “he” a bunch by old coworkers today so I guess this is boymoding

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

That’s not the rule and you know it.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

Journalism is back and doing better than ever in 2025

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

lesbiabs under the sky

submitted 13 days ago • 34 comments

Do not give this woman a dime of your money. 1. Do not watch the new show. 2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts) 3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith. www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

I do not think a Democratic senator should be meeting with and shaking the hands of a man wanted by the international court for the starvation of two million people

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

submitted 3 days ago • 161 comments

“Bluesky is dying” I literally actually don’t care even if that’s true cause you couldn’t pay me to make my main app a zuck or musk owned Nazi racism app thanks

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

searching for the person in my apartment complex whose network name is "Goth Mommy Milkers" like the prince searching for Cinderella

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t want to “streamline” my writing. I don’t want to “increase my output.” I don’t want to “write a novel with one click.” I want to write stuff only I can write. I want to read and write novels with soul and heart and a unique voice. Fuck AI. Long live real writers.

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

Newsom is, above all, a massive coward with right wing beliefs who is just waiting for an excuse to express them

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

My therapist wants to break up with me because I’m too mentally healthy. Even though if I don’t take my anxiety medications every day I am prone to panic attacks

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

*at the bakery* Baker: “I’m sorry. We’re out of buns, but we have other baked goods.” Me, with my pet anaconda: “Listen, hun…”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

i like bluesky because people click on links and read my work and fewer people tell me to kill myself here. and i learn new stuff about how people have sex every day

submitted 4 days ago • 114 comments

The kid cast in the lead role of the Transphobic Wizard Show is going to give me nightmares

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies. Seriously. As of today. We couldn’t make that up. Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real. Thank you ALL.

submitted 4 days ago • 238 comments

This is so me-coded

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

TV attorney ad voice: Has this ever happened to you? You’re being ostracized and reprimanded in your workplace because you loudly and aggressively declare that there are two immutable biological sexes? Call me now, please! I wanna high five all your coworkers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

me making the same smoothie every single day for years

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Pond 🐸

submitted 4 days ago • 162 comments

If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business. You’re in organized crime.

submitted 4 days ago • 111 comments

She’s called JK because she’s a fucking clown

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

TV attorney ad voice: Has this ever happened to you? You’re being ostracized and reprimanded in your workplace because you loudly and aggressively declare that there are two immutable biological sexes? Call me now, please! I wanna high five all your coworkers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

anyway vampirism is a good metaphor for being a trans woman : - romanticism - persecution - flawless skin - secret societies - paradoxical craving and disdain for the flesh - not the monster society paints you as - sunburns

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments