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jordanquiverns.bsky.social
Host of gay TTRPG podcast Three of Hearts | Coastal She-Gay| Free Palestine | Writes funny-sad-cute fiction every damn day| Leave a little stain behind you everywhere you go.
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"Your book is the reason I left my husband"

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

Lowtaxing on levels nobody has ever seen

Obviously, some people have vaginismus or trauma or deeply untalented partners I guess. Please speak only for yourself, some of us truly are perverts

yeah i'm into the switch 2. the switch 2 geico to save 15 percent or more on my car insurance.

There’s a fox, a hen, and a head of cabbage. The fox always lies. The hen always tells the truth. You may ask the cabbage one question.

There’s a fox, a hen, and a head of cabbage. The fox always lies. The hen always tells the truth. You may ask the cabbage one question.

Sharing this in response to everyone calling Natasha Lyonne a liar about David Lynch. To be fair I still think she’s DEEPLY foolish and immoral for embarking on the project. I just also believe her that David Lynch encouraged her.

full offense but if you still are an active twitter user i think less of you as a person

Happy pride! Want to read a sapphic fantasy novella by a trans author? For just $5, you can! Tempest and the Teapot has it all: polyamory! Trans protagonist! Neurodivergent protagonist! Magical hurricanes! One (1) lovable talking animal! www.patreon.com/threeheartsc...

Three of Hearts is a queer fiction podcast about two detectives solving a mystery in a reclusive prairie town, taking them down a rabbit hole of cults, dead gods, celebrities, werelions, and romantic tension in the workplace. Listen to it wherever you podcast! 🙀♥️🕵️‍♀️♥️🃏♥️ audioboom.com/channels/506...

you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together

Luddites rise up 😔✊

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Luddites rise up 😔✊

So cool that every time I say I have a spouse people automatically use “he” pronouns. I need to try harder to be outwardly gay!!!

Happy pride! Want to read a sapphic fantasy novella by a trans author? For just $5, you can! Tempest and the Teapot has it all: polyamory! Trans protagonist! Neurodivergent protagonist! Magical hurricanes! One (1) lovable talking animal! www.patreon.com/threeheartsc...

Lesbianing in the park with @gayleywilliams.bsky.social!

What’s she thinkin?

Happy pride! You should listen to my incredibly gay fantasy podcast!

happy gay

just gonna make a thread of some of my gay art

this pride month it’s important to stay vigilant of hate directed towards the most marginalized members of our community. stand with your sapiosexual brothers and sisters in their time of need

I dunno man, maybe check the levee water levels before driving your Chevy there. Don't complain to me about it

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Got called “he” a bunch by old coworkers today so I guess this is boymoding