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the editorial staff would like to issue a correction to this: the Strus is not yet Loose

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

thrilled to report that the Strus is once against loose

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

earned a bye in the first round of my fantasy playoffs. debating whether or not to let my players take the week to recharge in Cancun or schedule two-a-days to stay fresh

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Evan Mobley

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Jameis saying he doesn't want interceptions to define him is like if the Hawk Tua girl said she didn't want that clip to define her buddy......it's too late

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

Jonas Valanciunas systematically taking out the entire Cavs roster

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

not Donovan no no no take me instead

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

the Wizards, unfortunately, are still ass

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Hard Knocks premieres tonight! I wrote about if it's going to show anything that matters 👇

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

will God answer? find out next week on a special episode of Dr. Pepper’s Fansville

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

well that sucks a lot

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

love when the referees decide they are simply not going to see anything happening on the football field

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

hang it in the god damn Louvre

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

so disappointed in this defense over and over again

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

every time I'm like "actually Jameis Winston would be the perfect bridge QB for the Browns next season" he throws the most devastating interception you've ever seen

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Bad Jameis jump scare

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Jerry Jeudy has been wide ass open at least three times tonight and Winston has missed him every time

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

I'm not sure that play by Denzel Ward is going to get talked about enough. the timing, the hand placement, just insane

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

the Browns defensive coverage plan (leave everyone open) does not appear to be working

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

not to be dramatic but I want Dustin Hopkins serving life in prison without the possibility of parole

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

I hope Apple never ever improves their AI, this is perfect already.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

“a wise man named Kendrick Lamar once said ‘turn the tv off.’ but tonight I’m asking you to turn the tv ON and watch the show!!” Jameis Winston in his pregame interview tonight, probably

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

are we watching Kadarius Toney as a family tonight

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

“hell yeah snow games rock.” - me, under a large blanket on my couch

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

the Anthony Richardson redemption arc >>>

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

the fact that Trevor Lawrence looked somewhat alert in the front seat of the cart is remarkable after that hit he took

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

the funniest thing to me about the flag-planting in college football is how the midfield logo is just universally accepted as this sacred place. "you can beat my ass 40-0 but don't you DARE plant your flag on our school's cartoon sheriff with an oversized hat mascot"

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

how late was Donovan Mitchell out last night

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

even with that barrage at the end of the half, the Cavs are shooting just 22-72 from 3 in a game and a half against the Hawks

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

a casual 14 & 8 from Mobley in 13 minutes

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

when Niang is cold he’s a tough watch. useful when he’s hitting his outside shot and playing under control but when he’s not I think the leash has to be shorter

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

this Atlanta Hawks NBA Cup court is atrocious, I feel like I’m staring into the sun

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

by far my favorite part about football is when the clock is running down and I’m like “hey what are they doing they should probably hurry up or a call timeout?” while the camera cuts to the head coach who is just staring off into space

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

“MUSTAAAAAAAAARD!” -me, as I add the mustard for my deviled eggs filling

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Buy all the Evan Mobley stock you can and never let it go

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

no one not a single soul not one person Trae Young the second he crosses halfcourt: YEET

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

not sure I’ve ever seen someone 360 through two defenders like Donovan Mitchell just did

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

HBO has a chance to give the public a much-deserved look into how the decision makers in Berea have navigated the objectively disastrous trade for Deshaun Watson. But will they? I wrote about the Browns return to Hard Knocks and what to expect 👇 🔗: www.brownsfilmbreakdown.com/p/newsletter...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

how I feel inside when Kendrick yells “MUSTAAAAAARD”

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Hoosiers? more like Loosiers, folks

submitted 102 days ago • 3 comments

Ty Jerome is currently tied for 5th in Estimated Plus/Minus (metric that predicts a player's contribution to the team in points per 100 possessions). FIFTH! look at some of the names he's listed with lmaooooo

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

when you get new Kendrick on a Friday

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

keys to a Browns win tonight: -Jameis Winston’s pregame speech going over 5 minutes -George Pickens accidentally kicking Russell Wilson in the head -Browns DBs doing snow angels after a Wilson throwaway

submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

I know every single person on the Pelicans is hurt, but getting down by 30 to the likes of Luke Travers, Jaylon Tyson and Craig Porter Jr is nasty work

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Ty Jerome told Dalton Knecht to hold his beer

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments