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“he’s just sitting there” Socialist Cowboy Be Kind to One Another
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as someone who has been following this for a long time, this is potentially the worst possible outcome 😔

Can't believe they had a whole football game at a Kendrick show

he’s so mad we clocked his fake gamer tea

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

JAPAN ME UP

Flu got me coughing like Chapter 6 Arthur Morgan

ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES Bless you old man

God Bless Funk Master Flex

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a blind man to receive healthcare” - Republican Jesus (probably)

I use this phrase in real life to describe politics, tech conglomerates, anything that sucks really. I'm glad I dropped it on the podcast and people caught it. I'm proud of it this one lol

Gonna replay the ending of Red Dead Redemption 2 just to feel something

I ❤️ GIVING MY DATA TO CHINESE COMPANIES

jimmy carter saw the rise and fall of adolf hitler, and perhaps more notably - hawk tuah.

The thing is, you can replace “cruel” in this sentence with funny, artistic, thoughtful, thoughtless, compassionate, greedy, kinky, creative, or any of 1000 other adjectives. Why are so many of us only able to see us as exceptional in our faults?

Maya Rudolph is one of the Corner stones of the Saturday Night Live Cast.

“THIS IS PEQUOD, EN ROUTE TO LZ”

😳HOLEY MOLEY😳

USPS, Fedex, UPS, and Amazon delivery drivers are the unsung heroes of the United States of America📦🇺🇸🦅

Gm, chat. Have a nice day and hydrate!

they want you to believe the guy on the left is a terrorist and the guy on the right isa good guy

The Postmaster General makes $300,000/year. Good luck finding a single private executive who would be willing to serve as CEO for an organization as big as the USPS for 1/30th of that pay.

As the great Bobby Shmurda once said “AND IF YOU AINT A HOE, GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUSE!”

They scared to come outsiiiideee

Throwing myself a Charli xcx home concert in celebration of completing the Semester 💚💚

On Stream, Hasan Piker says FTC Chair Lina Khan will be joining him tomorrow.

Free Luigi #MushroomKingJustice

I love Mad Magazine

Robert Pattinson says an immigration officer recently stopped him and said, “Hey, you’re the guy from ‘Twilight’. Why’d you stop acting?” "I was like... I’m Batman?” (via New York Times)

TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOUUU BUT YOU WONT FORGET MEEE I KNOW I COULD HAVE LOVED YOU BUT YOU WOULD NOT LET MEEEE

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Stoned. Listening to Lana Del Rey & hanging out w my kittens. Does life get any better??

do we know for sure he didn't have any pre existing conditions?

You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, “I’m going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!” What do you do?

“It’s the middle of the day. You reek of weed. It’s Tuesday.”

Good morning to everyone except leaf blowers