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gotta be real if your VERY IMPORTANT YOUTUBE LINK has MULTIPLE CLAUSES IN ALL CAPS and is transparently ENGAGEMENT BAIT??? then I’m gonna BLOCK YOU ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS because I’m neither A CHILD nor A FUCKING MARK

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

... holy fucking shit. I can't say what I want to say without getting banned.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Man, even the Soviets took the hint eventually

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The memes you send the friend who never responds is keeping them alive. Trust

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool

submitted 6 days ago • 50 comments

An unsettling artifact of modern times: watching someone you kind of know abruptly and absolutely lose their mind on the internet

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

he is so swagless he has somehow achieved negative drip. this image is like a vortex, i can feel the swag being drained from my own body as i view this

submitted 8 days ago • 129 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 24 comments

"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

Welcome to the resistance Ballsack Sports

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

Democrats Do-One-Popular-and-Righteous-Thing Challenge: Failed again

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

You don’t need to be the menswear guy to know your pants shouldn’t look like that.

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

I'm sure I speak for many of us when I say fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

> the strong depressive urge to isolate and withdraw from the world completely so it can't hurt you > the fact that doing that hurts you a lot

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments

Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally

submitted 15 days ago • 180 comments

Look this sucks but news outlets need to start realizing there's limited journalistic value in sitting in a room and letting a person behind a podium lie to you. You're not holding anyone to account when you do that.

submitted 17 days ago • 117 comments

Big time hup right there bud

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments

Not Like Us sitting there waiting like chekov’s gun right now

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

Never Forget

submitted 21 days ago • 37 comments

Let your contempt be your fortitude

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

.@CIA

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Deeply appreciate the congressman doing this, but at some point we’re going to need our elected officials to refuse to take no for an answer. Make them arrest you if need be. Force the issue.

submitted 27 days ago • 111 comments

in addition to musk stealing the data for his own purposes, I imagine that they think they can simply shut off payments to whoever doesn’t comply. I would not be shocked if they tried to turn off Social Security for an entire state of course that’s dissolution of the union territory.

submitted 30 days ago • 356 comments

The friends

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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.

submitted 30 days ago • 816 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 1305 comments

grind the government to a halt stop voting for any nominees, object to every unanimous consent, do a rotating talking filibuster on the senate floor going over the transformation of the United States into Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s personal fiefdom act like what’s happening is happening

submitted 30 days ago • 88 comments

"you voted for the inefficient nazis instead of us who are actually good at it" just primary all these fucks, theyre literally begging their voters to do a Tea Party on them

submitted 32 days ago • 30 comments

HERE SHE IS. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE

submitted 33 days ago • 43 comments

clicking sound as the gun barrel hits my teeth

submitted 36 days ago • 22 comments

pls do not put words like “holy shitballs” or “hecking fuckwaffles” or anything like that on my feed thank you. I can handle gore or asshole pics or whatever but that’s a step too far

submitted 38 days ago • 48 comments

lol nice high beams bro, want to see an unregistered firearm?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

submitted 38 days ago • 1255 comments

that's right

submitted 39 days ago • 36 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 13 comments

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

submitted 40 days ago • 684 comments

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

submitted 41 days ago • 597 comments

“An awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm” is the funniest squirrelly shit language hahahahahaha. okay man sure. new dimensions of pretzel logic

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

STRONGMAN SUNDAAAYS

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 43 days ago • 779 comments