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This is an old one but I saw it reposted re: the meeting with Zelenskyy in the Oval Office

Serendipity.

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

This rumor about the muksrat's failed dixk implant is the new Htler has Only One Ball

they really thought they could stop theater kids by threatening them with negative attention

I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

It me

#Lions #DetroitLions There's always next year. 😏😏 #ChiefsNation

Cows Go Extinct theonion.com/cows-go...

Is No-El a Kryptonian?

The line that sums up the entirety of Star Wars, courtesy of a random fanfic: "Therapy, we all need."

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets theonion.com/more-parents...

We’re so quick to blame the NYPD for laziness in the search for the shooter but did ANYONE answer the NYPD’s Friendster post asking for information?

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...

Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO theonion.com/species-of-b...

(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk

This meme is so niche and funny, linking two very different realms, contemporary Trumpworld’s disastrously unqualified nominees and ancient Sumerian history.

In The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco, after hearing about a massive & deadly scapegoating, the narrator asks why the peasants didn't attack the landlords, their true enemies, & is told, "When your real enemies are too strong, you get weaker enemies," & every day I think about this & also see it

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

I just lost the game.

I honestly don't know what to post, y'know?