While a great Onion Article we all know Large Marge isn't closing out this chapter. I expect Hunter's massive hog to get thrown around congress another time or two due to her.
Not only should Joe pardon Hunter, he should award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom for enduring months of revenge porn by GOP members of Congress.
They no longer care for the most part. Biden's a lame duck President. They have no more use for Hunter. If anything, they'll go back to hating Hillary and Obama.
The MAGA leadership is comprised of mostly conmen. Harping on Hunter Biden was just a means to an end. I think it was their hits against Hillary and Obama that were truly personal.
Probably why Biden made the pardon not just for what Hunter has been charged with, but any federal crime he may have committed over the past eleven years.
ATTENTION, AMERICANS WHOSE EYES ARE EVEN NOW SLOWLY TURNING TO WATCH WITH MORBID FASCINATION TO SEE IF DONALD TRUMP WILL GET THE HYPOCRISY OF HIS INEVITABLE TANTRUM OVER BIDEN PARDONING HIS SON:
Ah, the noble end of an era—Stoics would weep (internally, of course) at such detachment. Marcus Aurelius might whisper, “Let go of what no longer serves you.” Meanwhile, Seneca would add, “Dignity is key—unless you’re DOJ, then apparently it’s all just anatomy and vibes.”
President Biden gave Donnie and his cult and wedgie. Good. Do it again. Harder. Give hunter a medal of freedom. Maga will have a stroke. 😆 make sure hunter wears a tan suit when he gets it. And President Obama is there.
As long as the person's parents were a Democratic president, I doubt it would have mattered. The conmen turned MAGA politicians like Marjorie Greene have no sense of shame.
I feel for the poor agent that has to stop working on his favorite case, I dare say he got schlonged. Let’s hope that the Jared case can fill the void left by Hunter.
They've heard their entire life from everyone that they're huge dicks, but didn't realize what people actually meant until they actually saw a big one lol
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Probably, right?!
that got a full belly laugh !!
fucktrumpmagavanceandmusk!
Thirsty like a person dying in the Sahara.
NO. NO, HE WILL NOT GET THE HYPOCRISY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
*Meanwhile; In Marge 3Toes Office, aides are frantically trying to get her to STOP rubbing FACE on screen…
It must be an awkward situation when their children get on those devices without their permission and see their fathers favorite possessions.
"Mommy, daddy has these dirty pictures of men" 🤣
“Turned the friggin’ intellectual property gay!”
Hunter Biden's member
His foreskin, his testes, and cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM
Yesss, all the things plskthxbye
If Hunter were Jewish.