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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage. Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
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i will never apologize for a post

We're all fine here now, thank you.

A service that matches armed guys too dumb to be cops and customers with excess money but not the sense to hire professionals has some incredibly funny potential

Listen, if one of your spreads lies about my sweet boy Braden Mann, I'll take care of it myself

The window punching gag in The Nice Guys gets better every time I watch it

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