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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
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It's a dumb idea, which is why it explains dumb votes so much better than smart analysis
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In Raiders he stows away on top of a submarine for days. It's fine, the series operates on pulp comic logic. Skull is just really boring.
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It's a bad movie, but nuking the fridge was good and no sillier than the rest of what he survives in the series
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One of the arguments I've seen for the steady violent crime drop from the early 90s until 2020 was just that our most lead-affected generations were gradually aging out of that window
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Yeah. This has legs.
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There are vicious online fights about Simpsons episode translations to French (France) vs French (Quebec)
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Everyone knew Arnold wasn't attainable and we didn't have a bunch of press tours with actors talking about their workouts while pretending they're natty
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Yeah even when I was actually lifting for sports in high school, I didn't put on mass in Hollywood ways. I just had an ass and thighs that made pants shopping a pain lol. I feel like I might have had more trouble dealing with that if 300 had come out when I was 14 instead of 17.
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It's like if US baseball players went to even less school and had less contact with different cultures
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Yeah it's always the most obvious obsessions. Nothing he does has ever been deeper than the dumbest and laziest explanation
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Part of the genius of 30 Rock is that they never used him too often.
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Using a decree about NYC congestion pricing that probably won't even do anything to launch your kingship declaration is extra stupid
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Impeachment is the compromise position
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Just needs something about teeth to go full Rick Reilly
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It's gonna be amazing
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A Goonion
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Simply hire new goons to eliminate your disloyal first goons
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I was just thinking of how many times these guys would rob their customers, but the entrapment potential is inedible, too
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Yeah, you see a ton of working national forestry projects out on the Olympic Peninsula
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"Is liberalism pro-monarchy?", the shortest thread in history locked after one "no, dummy" post
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More likely it turns conservative but not MAGA boomers into radical socialists. Those guys love national parks
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It probably happened some, but eating a lamb would have been a big future income loss compared to eating a male baby cow
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Usually those are because in England, Germanic speaking farmers raised food for French speaking nobility. Lamb is German, so probably the French didn't eat it for whatever reason. Maybe because it was for wool production exclusively.
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I think the line is whether you can eat them with your hands like most Greek fries or just digging soggy potatoes out of soup
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Sort of unfortunate that the best example of Washington Dems reaching rural voters is a top 5 annoying congressional Dem (still better than any Rep obvi)
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Some of the posts I've seen him fighting with aren't even about the charges, just people noting that he had a dogshit super bowl
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He's not even a good NFL punter! The weirdest guy to cape for like this.
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A lot of non-voters liked both because people who rarely vote don't care much about policy by definition. If they did, they'd probably vote more!
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Doesn't help that a lot of people lie their asses off about when they were against the war
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SpaceX's main competitive advantages are 1) having an idealistic young workforce they could burn the hell out 2) not following the law
Not really applicable here
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The Woofus always reminds me of the What's Opera Doc horse
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Tbh not getting a BigCat J6 indictment was kind of a shocker
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May all people who personally annoyed me on an online forum be so thoroughly destroyed
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I think this really does explain a lot
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Being in a union gives you more political power, but it doesn't confer Good Politics on anyone
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A guy who is notoriously worse in the playoffs across multiple years
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The biggest star in the game was on the Angels until last year!