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josefisacockroach.bsky.social
disabled fagdyke living in east van 🔻 amateur ecologist, artist, and transsexual
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my housemates recently found out our landlord is going to try and sell our home, and we have become convinced that between the 5 of us we could actually buy it

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Carney should also kill himself and go to hell

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“What did you see?” asked Toad. “I saw the sun coming out,” said Frog. “I saw the birds sitting and singing in the tree. I saw my mother and father working in their garden. I saw flowers in the garden.” “You found it!” cried Toad.

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PAINTING COMMISSION SLOTS OPEN. TWO OF THEM. YOU CAN HOLD THEM IN YOUR HANDS. YOU CAN SHOW YOUR MOM. YOU CAN GIVE HER MY NUMBER. #art #commissions

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quilt beetle watercolor on BFK Rives paper

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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

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Frog and Toad sat close by the fire. They were scared. The teacups shook in their hands. They were having the shivers. It was a good, warm feeling.

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A series of pictures taken at the Kola Superdeep Borehole, a 1970 Soviet research project. When a drill broke down at around 11,660 metres of depth a special camera was sent in, taking photographs every 50 m. The borehole was sealed and abandoned soon after.

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Great to be back at one of the best venues around. It was awesome to see the next generation making sick music and learning how to crowdkill each other. Very grateful for Bully's, all their staff, and the kids who keep showing up.

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worms

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INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I am at the end of a narrow funnel. Weightless. So light it only feels like *something* to be me. In truth -- perhaps I'm nothing? I certainly do not have a soul. And if I did, it would never ache.

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motherfucker i will take every vaccine i can get if you dipshits open smallpox or polio up again I'll get it that. i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it.

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Darklings

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"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death." Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.

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god I fucking love country music

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I want to establish the Sowbug National Wildlife Refuge right here in Portland, Oregon. Anyone willing to donate six square feet of prime habitat? (To protect the wildlife, there will be no trails through the refuge.)

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looking for worms

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I need one of these deals but it needs to be like a dangerous and illegal intoxicant. Sponsorship deal with a guy who just goes by Freddie

submitted 23 days ago • 66 comments

they’re transvestigating the new pope

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even the onion has us pegged, are we really that obvious

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twitter nazis act so tough and above it all but it’s so easy to turn it around on them since they’re all terrified losers

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I kind of envy everyone who's still unaware of how fucking cooked we are regarding bird flu

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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

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old bug tag's still here 4 years later :')

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model/actriz show had me running home and screaming into a pillow

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managed to catch model/actriz, smuther, and emma goldman last night 🙏

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HAHAHAH IT WORKED!

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🙏🙏🙏

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Me when the new pope isn’t woke enough

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a bunch of my blood has been stuck in my hands since yesterday, so not only is my brain getting even less than usual now but my hands HURT

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we need less cancel culture and more physical violence. "make *insert whatever awful thing* scared again". of what? a call out post?

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So is "clean girl aesthetic" just 2015 yoga pants athleisure but in like a more overtly WASP-y way

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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

submitted 36 days ago • 61 comments

I am so glad that I got to watch (and help) my mom be radicalized in a good way these last few years

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trying to get back in the habit of sketching something every day, even if it's messy

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Creatures

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update: everything looks normal! this is good because it means I am not actively dying, and bad because it means what I do have is still incurable

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I think it would be cool and fun if pollievre cries himself to sleep tonight, or perhaps kills himself

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I voted but they didn't have stickers, so whats even the point :(

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weevil fashion

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

a cool hack if you don't want to actually pay for therapy is set up an initial consultation with a therapist and then say every single problem you have in excruciating detail as fast as you can during the initial consultation and then never follow up

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments