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Migrants should not be sent to prison in El Salvador regardless of their criminal backgrounds or links to Venezuelan gangs. Got evidence? Prosecute them here.

The White House cites an NPR feature that states "banana slugs are hermaphrodites" as a reason to cease public funding of the network. But banana slugs literally are hermaphrodites! Like that is just a scientific fact! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_...

. Let’s be clear: Mohsen Mahdawi wasn’t detained for paperwork he was targeted for protesting genocide. When immigration is weaponized to silence dissent, that’s not democracy. That’s authoritarianism in plain sight. .

i'm watching a group of conservative law professors insist that there is a grand debate over birthright citizenship that somehow escaped generations of scholarship and only popped into existence after a right-wing president announced an effort to nullify the 14th amendment.

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

Old enough to remember when 30 campus speaker disinvitation attempts were a grave threat to free speech

"You don't deserve due process if you're a criminal" has got to be among the least "American" arguments the government has put forward in a century

What we saw today was two jumped up thugs and their bootlicking sychophants laughing at the US Constitution, the supreme court, and the idea that anyone can stop them from doing anything they want www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

I’d love to be able to stare at a beautiful engaging piece of art and tell someone that because it’s AI it still means less to me than what a person would make but I can’t even do that high horse shit because it’s always Princess Peach with bigger boobs and a katana and stuff like that

The Trump admin has just detained Mohsen Mahdawi, who: –has green card –was Columbia Buddhist club president –saw his best friend shot & killed by Israeli soldier –said "we are against antisemitism because antisemitism is a form of injustice, and injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

Holy shit. Video posted by President Bukele’s team on X shows the moments before his press conference with Trump in which Trump tells him: “We want to do homegrown criminals next. You gotta build about five more places.” (h/t @titonka.bsky.social @michelekelemen.bsky.social)

Sharing in opposition from many Texas reproductive rights advocates right now, abortion care expert and complex family planning specialist @dr-moayedi.bsky.social explains why she's against SB 31/HB 44 @thenation.com: "I can confidently say that this bill will not help me save additional lives."

I hope everyone remains safe and also that people know that a corporate spaceflight of only women astronauts for a company owned by a deeply destructive billionaire who is enabling fascism is just public relations for fascism and has absolutely nothing to do with feminism

This should create rage in every Italian-American, Irish-American, African-American, Jewish-American… and any other American who isn’t Mayflower stock. We were all “easy pickings” not so long ago. “This Company’s Surveillance Tech Makes Immigrants ‘Easy Pickings’ for Trump”

Hate waking up early and having to remove all the mulch and young sprouts that have accumulated in my mouth overnight. Once I figure out why this is happening, I'm definitely going to take action to lessen the amount of mulch that gets in there

Back-to-back paragraphs: Democrats should "play dead" and get out of Trump's way, but also they should aggressively seize the public narrative. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/o...

ACAB includes cops

They will, and I cannot emphasize this enough, not surprise you.

What if there was an opposition party that just said "If you give us a majority in congress we'll remove these freaks and criminals from power"

Some cool facts about El Salvador, a country DOJ is claiming we have no leverage over, are that it has a smaller population than New York City and a lower nominal GDP than each and every single US state.

“Microplastics” is short for “microphone plastics.” The phenomenon was caused by the boom and subsequent bust of podcasting.

relatedly, if you’re surveying the political landscape 85 days into trump’s second term & pivoting from “the entire US government apparatus is using its full power to define trans people out of existence & eliminate their healthcare” into a pedantic linguistics debate AGAIN, you’ve lost the plot.

Tonight is the 1st night of #Passover. We dip parsley (Karpas) in salt water to recognize the spring time. Salt water symbolizes the tears and sweat of enslavement. As we hold Seders, remember the farm workers who are out in the fields harvesting the food we’re eating. #WeFeedYou

There's a reason ICE agents wear masks in the street. From Kristi Noem's war-crime propaganda to the airport officers harassing innocent tourists, the MAGA deportation regime is not just immoral but increasingly criminal Someday, there must be justice. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm...

intently watching this video while the sound of horses and siege engines grows louder

I believe that “illegal” immigrants should also get welfare, social security, and other benefits.

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

the reason is actually that their ideas are bad and they survive as public figures because they benefit from support provided by the American media’s endless supply of well-positioned dimwitted snobs

“As Jews around the world gather to mark Passover and celebrate God's deliverance of the Jewish people from slavery in Egypt, we have decided to send more people in the U.S. to a slave prison camp in El Salvador.”

My bold proposal: make this website suck ass

Every thing you do, no matter how small, to remind people that the wannabe dictators are actually sad, scared, fallible little boys is helpful. The more we laugh at them, the less fearsome they are and the easier it is to wrest power back from them. Also? These messages are effing hilarious.

musk's post genuinely only makes sense if you adhere to jesse watters's theory that using a computer for your job will make you a lady

"There was intense social pressure" is generally code language for "people around me were doing something I thought was stupid, and got annoyed when I told them so"

The irony that the world would vastly benefit from Elon personally being assigned to the mines. Alas

I do wish that more stories about the El Salvador prison where Trump disappeared people would note that it’s only different from US prisons in that it’s in another country, not because of the conditions. People are tortured and put in grave danger on American soil every day in our prisons.

there was not "intense social pressure" to stop saying 'master bedroom' and 'brown bag lunch,' bffr. If you were a national pundit with millions of readers you would get some annoying twitter replies and emails. Ordinary people with normal jobs were not experiencing this.

The entire National Weather Service has a budget of around $1.5 billion, and the work the agency does saves the country tens of billions of dollars. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Ended. Up. Ended. Up. endedup

I am not the first guy to notice or say this but these slimeballs accidentally invented doing the Cultural Revolution again without knowing who Mao is

It’s been lost in the tariff news but the fact that the U.S. government can accuse you of a crime and send you to an El Salvadoran prison without trial, is legitimately scarier than the most hyperbolic claims of fascism made by the left during the election.

Untamed howls 🐺 #SaveTheLobo

There’s many reasons why we (ecologists, conservation biologists) are pissed about the GMO gray wolves.

This was published 11 days after the 2024 election www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Some horrifying details on the white supremacist book purge at the Naval Academy library: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/u...