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I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com Former CEO of BabyCorp
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Married women who have changed their names — get a passport now if you can. Even if you never plan to travel out of the country. If this trash passes — it is my understanding that a passport in your married name is sufficient ID for voting.

When you’re being targeted with political violence you should be allowed to threaten violence in response. Like “if you pass the Stop Black People Voting Act I will plant bombs in high-profile locations” or whatever. You should be allowed to reciprocate threats but it’s somehow not allowed.

I hate when a narrative is reinforced by factual events

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Great thread about comedy and politics by one of the most hilarious comedians out there - and the only one I know of who does a credible and funny Elon Musk imitation, in addition to so many other brilliant ones. ⬇️

Something I wish more American adults realized is that the idea of "supply and demand" is an oversimplified model used to explain commerce to children, and isn't actually how economics truly works in reality.

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Something that gives me a little bit of hope is that the resounding unpopularity of Trump's agenda—the culmination of decades of Republican ideology—demonstrates that the public is largely progressive, at least on the left but even to an extent among Republican voters.

Very weird how there’s no footage of the world’s most prolific genius Elon Musk actually ever doing any sort of engineering or science. There are people on YouTube with 0.00000000001% of his budget who have hundreds of hours of them doing actual science work and yet zero hours of Elon working.

The DOGE firings have nothing to do with “efficiency” or “cutting waste.” They’re a direct push to weaken federal agencies perceived as liberal. This was evident from the start, and now the data confirms it: targeted agencies overwhelmingly those seen as more left-leaning. 🧵⬇️

Hmm weird… maybe Democrats just haven't moved far enough to the right yet. Have we considered that possibility? That they're just not rolling over for Trump ENOUGH? Liberal pundits, where you at?

insane talent to be opposite a president already in the negative a month into his term and his party not only negative but majority disapprove and somehow be significantly more unpopular than them

How good we had it

Trump Promises To Pack Cars Into Manhattan. “Traffic will not move an inch,” vows His Glorious Perpetual Irradiance.

Hey here’s a question: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YqLrsV/

guy who has never seen any movies or read any articles about ancient egypt: Hey let's go break into that ancient tomb and steal the mummy

One of the only good things in this country is the national park system which barely even costs any money to run so of course these demons shut it down

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

"Donkey Kong—have you heard about this—is a, you're not gonna believe this, he's not, he's a gorilla not a donkey. Can you believe it? The woke left wants you to call him a donkey, they want you to say 'that's a'—they want you say it's not a monkey! Crazy, very crazy. We're putting an end to it."

Don’t get mad at me and I know it’s the Democrats’ fault, but it seems like it’s going to be hard to focus the conversation on ending Israel’s atrocities when an unelected multibillionaire is haphazardly dismantling every part of the government except the ones that do war crimes for his own benefit

Showing up to work and firing everyone and selling everything and canceling all recurring expenses and subleasing the building and declaring victory over how efficient I just made everything. I just saved these dumb bastards millions… heh… only a genius…