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With the Switch 2 Direct coming in just a few weeks, my friend @brode.bsky.social & I asked ourselves what the next Super Smash Bros. roster may look like. We set out to each design a base roster of 49, including at least 2 newcomers, followed by a Fighter Pass of 5 more newcomers. Here’s my result!

Today’s the day!

BOTTLES, NO!! 😭😭😭

I really, really hope this sequence continues on Nintendo Switch 2 and doesn’t just unceremoniously end right here.

Hard to say what my favourite moment from 2024 was. It’s a tie between having my trivia team’s joke photo framed by the barstaff, seeing Hozier live from 10m away, going on my first cruise or Larissa’s reaction when a D&D party member attacked an enemy with disadvantage & rolled TWO 20s.

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

BBC Studios and the Walt Disney Company said on Tuesday that they would collaborate on an animated movie starring Bluey, the Blue Heeler pup who has become a global sensation on children’s television.

My voice for Mike Ehrmantraut is the same as my voice for Sylvester Stallone, and I only realised tonight because my wife said “Waltuh” while I was doing Sly’s voice 💀

One of the many things I like about BlueSky over other apps is that my wife doesn’t follow me here (yet) so I can at least vent SOMEWHERE about the things I’m secretly doing for Christmas. One thing I’m making is a CD of the songs Hozier played when we saw him this year, complete with a lyric book!

I will say, one thing I like about Sabrina Carpenter’s song being so popular is that it could (in theory) be used to teach people that Espresso is a hot beverage you can order from a café, whereas Expresso is an ostrich you can rescue in Donkey Kong Country.

I’m almost 100% confident that the “top five artists” list on my Spotify Wrapped will include five artists out of Hozier, Enter Shikari, Lorde, Honeychurch, Gorillaz, Dodie and Jack Johnson. (I’d say Billie Eilish, but I’ve mostly been listening to HMH&S on CD, rather than on Spotify)

I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.

FINALLY 🎉

Always a good day when Hozier posts a photo of you 😎 What an absolutely phenomenal night, thanks @ruthlessimagery.bsky.social & @hozier.bsky.social! 🔥

Twitter really challenging Fandom to title of Worst User Experience

I recently saw someone post that they “personally could never hate someone for who they voted for” and I just want everyone in The States to know, from the bottom of my heart, if you voted for D’ump I absolutely do hate you 😊✨

The Nintendo Music app could look like this if Nintendo weren’t cowards 😩

The irl future might be bleak as fuck, but at least it’s fun to speculate on the future of NINTENDO MUSIC BAYBEEE

The fact that the official Sonic The Hedgehog Twitter account not only made this post in the first place back in 2016, but also Retweeted it overnight, is EXTREMELY based. At least if nothing else, we can safely say Sonic The Hedgehog is canonically on the right side of history.

I think I’m gonna hang out over here again more often. This election result has got me stressed as FUCK, and I’m not even from The States.

OVERHEARD GEMS: “Sometimes when I see ACAB I read it as ‘Assigned Cop At Birth’.” - C. Mayes, 2024

Apparently invites won’t be necessary for BlueSky soon, that’s exciting but also terrifying all at once

Alright fine, I’ll check TikTok more often.

ALRIGHT I’M PROUD OF MY COUNTRY AGAIN 🍻

I already miss Halloween 😔

I generally try to keep my social media posts positive but I do want to at least acknowledge how fucking embarrassed I am to be an Australian right now. And to think, we call ourselves “the multicultural capital of the world” but can’t give proper recognition to our own culture. Really disappointed.

Boring ahh wedding 💀

Why didn't they end the Nintendo Direct with this? youtu.be/05ST8IN0M9o?...