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📍 Chicago horror. fantasy. baking. college football. queer shit. sometimes I do marketing stuff for a sustainable ecommerce brand.
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I wish BlueSky would just hide when someone quotes an account I've blocked. It makes for a very confusing and ultimately poor experience to have all these posts lacking context that makes them make sense

The Washington Post's treatment of the Trump administration's anti-trans eliminationist language and policy here is appalling. What *is* that second paragraph, in particular, and for what other groups would the Post consider it acceptable to just describe as a "philosophy"?

I would make a hideous drag queen but if it ever happened, I'd commit to Existential Deb. Let art mimic life and all that

I deleted my personal Twitter account over a year ago, but finally cut all ties and deleted my (view only!) porn account

One of my best friends spent last summer in London and now says "please may I have" when ordering and I cringe every time because it feels so "Barthelona" adjacent

I love rewatching Happy Endings, who couldn't resist seeing the famed church that opens out onto Buckingham Fountain

I'm not a drag queen so probably very wrong but this is the second week in a row Lana has blocked the other queen in a lip sync and it just feels... unsportsmanlike idk

Piggy is the cringiest forced catchphrase I've ever seen on Drag Race

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

I hate my brain. It's made me a completionist, which means I suffered through the entire Sword of Truth series and now I have to do all four seasons of Sweet Magnolias on Netflix. Trash the lot of it

Literally wouldn't have Stonewall without the T. Fuck this administration.

No really I love dating, I don't wanna throw myself off a cliff at all

This is the America Republicans want.

I know I'm not the first to make this observation but man it says a lot about how we got to where we are that most reliable reporting is paywalled while Fox News/Breitbart/etc churn out straight trash and force feed it down the gullets of MAGA

How long before this gets invaded by government propaganda

There's many disappointing things in this world, and discovering the cute guy from Hinge is a moderate is one of them

Always intrigued when I get a "hello sir" opening line on dating apps. Like are you calling me old or just laying the groundwork for a dom/sub relationship

Everyone's giving Duolingo their flowers for such an original campaign and their dead owl as if Planters didn't kill and resurrect Mr. Peanut a few years ago

Chicago show the fuck up

Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class

I'm not getting fooled by that line again. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me 95 times...

Honestly surprised it took Kendrick Lamar to get more gays interested in a game with tight ends and wide receivers

Drake rn:

See Travis, this is why you don't say it's an honor for Trump to attend. Karma. Fuck the Chiefs.

It takes like half the fucking movie before you get a female with a line of dialogue in Conclave, very wild but also very Catholic

Following so much of Chicago's queer nightlife just makes me realize how old and tired I am

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

Pro: Mike Woodson won't be the Indiana head coach next season Con: I have to endure weeks of people trying to rationalize Chris Beard's history of DV against his wife because they think he could win at Indiana

I've never prayed to God before but a meteor would really change my entire relationship with religion

Reaper's Gale by Steven Erikson. Hard to believe this was published in 2007 and isn't direct commentary on current affairs.

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

omg, this could go so poorly and yet I can't help but be excited.

I've started to realize why some of my friendships no longer as much value as they used to. As an example, a friend doesn't want to hang out and eat good food and "watch" the super bowl because they're not invested in either team.

My problem with dating is that I need to enjoy being with a person more than I enjoy being home alone which is a high bar because home has my books. And pizza