You don't understand the new facts on the ground. Trump is a figurehead, Musk is running the show. And he's not going anywhere no matter what Trump thinks of him. Trump is just warming the seat. He has our data.
They won’t. Cuz they know they’ll lose access and access = money (or their job in corporate media, they will be fired). Most domestic journalists have never lived through an era that required much sacrifice on their part. I’m not expecting much from them, unless there’s new, young blood in the mix.
We need young people! This is why I recently subscribed to The Atlantic so that there will be funds to keep that news source operational. We need to support them as well ask Bluesky and also Reddit!
Yay! I Agree. I’m currently figuring out where to channel my Prime budget— I quit and plan to use that money to subscribe to some of the new ‘shows’ by journalists or others and there’s quite a selection. I’m also channeling money that I won’t give candidates bc I’m done with that.
Donald Trump campaigned for 9 years. From that time he descended his fat ass down his golden escalator to say racist shit about mexicans until the day of the 2024 election.
This is great news for Illinois! Tonight I’m going to celebrate by staying at a Pritzker hotel after drinking a couple shots of Pritzker vodka while gambling at a Pritzker casino (now accepting JBCoin).
Don’t believe me? I swear on a Pritzker bible I’m doing it.
Can Lake Minnesota be far behind? After all, we take better care of the lake and care about it. We won’t ever sell it off to Nestle or Foxconn for bottled water. And it’s always blue. And we like Canadians.
We will give up the Red River. It’s upside down anyway.
Maybe Google can do for Pritzker what they did for Trump and make sure that all IP addresses from Illinois show Lake Illinois and all others show Michigan. Maybe they could make the entire country into Kansas too (as long as you're in Kansas)
Honestly, speaking as a Wisconsinite, they can have Green Bay. If they want the midwestern equivalent of fucking Mordor, they're more than welcome to it.
Yes. And a fine example of something you said on the most recent episode: “A clown with a machine gun is dangerous, but it’s still a clown.” Could JB be a Professional Left fan?
Keep it up. This helps break through to those Americans who aren't yet paying attention.
And thank you for your OMB presser that first week. You were the only politician who clearly and forcefully called out the Administration for lying. Dems should be following you.
#democracy.
Governor @mattmeyerde.bsky.social must warn Pennsylvania and New Jersey that any attempt by them to rename the Delaware River will be met with immediate and overwhelming force.
(F)elon Musk & #FelonDon Trump’s EPIC👾CRIME👺SPREE💸 is at “fork in the road” THREAT they stupidly emailed 2 federal employees — including sitting fed JUDGES(‼️) — where short of GOP obstruction, STATE AGs (incldg DC) can SWAMP them w/ criminal suits‼️
@glennkirschner.bsky.social
@marcelias.bsky.social
I hope the other midwestern governors respond in kind - Whitmer can declare that they're going to impose tariffs against Illinois and then cancel them 10 seconds later
What are we going to do about the state of New MEXICO??? My inner patriot is feeling threatened by that name. Help us Sir, you're the only one that can do it.
I’ve got a pretty good governor in Shapiro, but I’m truly jealous of Illinoisans! Best troll of Trump evah and Pritzker is doing great job protecting his state!
@governorwalz.mn.gov please all the governors do this... if democracy is going to die let's have a little fun with them. Other ideas. Trade war with California and Minnesota but decide to give them the same deal anyway. At this point I need to laugh or I will cry.
Excuse me but Wisconsin has far more Lake Michigan shoreline than Illinois so let's rethink that name shall we. Oh, and the Packers are no threat because Chicago hasn't had a professional football team since 1985 anyhow. Oh, and quit hogging the left lane when you FIPS drive in WI. Thank you.
You guys can keep Lake Michigan but Wisconsin is claiming Superior. Gordon Lightfoot even wrote a song how Wisconsin is synonymous with Lake Superior so that's settled law. You guys can keep Lake Huron too. Nobody wants it or even likes it.
Us Wisconsinites also don't hit your bank account like an ATM on steroids Tollway when you drive every 6 feet on the Interstate. Oh, and we know how to drive over 25 mph in the rain.
Years ago I worked in Chicago. I remember sitting through about 6 changes of stop and go lights on Pulaski before I could even get up to the intersection. It was like 2 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. WI looked pretty good after that.
The Netherlands is telling you that henceforth the United States of America will be called Province Westland, an important area for the defense of said country.
(I already called google, they happy to comply).
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A good way to destroy this administration and their attack on American democracy is to drive a wedge between Trump and Musk.
“Did you clear this with Elon Musk yet??”
We’ve got to get Musk out at all costs. And then Trump.
You would understand that I clearly do, if you read my social media and listened to my podcasts.
-Michigan
Sorely needed.
Donald Trump campaigned for 9 years. From that time he descended his fat ass down his golden escalator to say racist shit about mexicans until the day of the 2024 election.
Don’t believe me? I swear on a Pritzker bible I’m doing it.
We will give up the Red River. It’s upside down anyway.
Hands off our fucking state.
Can't wait!
Hinted loudly that he & his wife Tammy were hosting an undocumented friend in their home. Drove the Trumpies nuts.
You win
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Resist
RIDICULE
And thank you for your OMB presser that first week. You were the only politician who clearly and forcefully called out the Administration for lying. Dems should be following you.
#democracy.
I needed this! 😂😂😂
Thanks, Gov!
#TheDiamondStateWillCutYouDeep
#FirstStateLastWarning
@glennkirschner.bsky.social
@marcelias.bsky.social
Also I don’t live on the lakefront. Gonna need you to take at least the northern portion. Everything south of Indy is just northern Kentucky anyway.
I understand you can get decent poutine in Green Bay.
I also need to get the RIGHT pizza in the windy city.
That was my morning commute when I was contracting in LA back in 2005.
Surely you won't take this sitting down. 😂
That's my governor yall.
Damn I needed that chuckle. Thanks, Gov. Keep giving that malignant pumpkin what for, because I am here for it.
DeathSantis will continue to live up to this name.
But this is not a bromance.
I’m officially in love with you, Governor.
Even the ones that move to other blue states miss it here lol
New Name : Gulf of Orange.
Love you sir !!
I know we're not doing "normalizing" discourse anymore but I am not sure this is what we need
Sweet home Chicago
Go do something important.
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You mean @lakeIllinois13.bsky.social.
You have 2 minutes to correct before you are added to the enemies list.
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Your friends up North on Superior♥️
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
#Illinois #superior #Canada
(I already called google, they happy to comply).