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I don’t need followers, I’m here to find the people who made me laugh on Twitter, but were drowned by all the ads and bots.
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

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What do you use to get at those hard to reach cobwebs?

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♫♪ Where it will Always be: "The Gulf of Mexico" ♪♫ : www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjXM...

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Did... Did Trump put a hit out on himself?...

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I prefer presidents who stand with our allies!

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Oh the irony of Ashley St. Clair whining about the left hating the nuclear family (🙄) when she just had an illegitimate child with Elon Musk.

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Sharing so I can find it later

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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

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So the new head of HHS shot heroin all the way through college, eats roadkill, put dead bear cubs in Central Park, a whale carcass on the roof of his car, lies about vaccines, cheats on his wives, had a brain worm and whose only ‘qualification’ is his last name. But DEI is a problem? GTFOH.

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maybe we can distract all the maga's in government by pointing out that there's no white m&m

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White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.

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"😍I wouldn't even need to be drunk to suck his dick!!!!♥️♥️♥️"

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“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.”

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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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I’m curious to know if getting Google to change the name of Gulf of Mexico to gulf of america just for U.S. users helped to bring down prices. I’m also curious to know if firing FAA employees or letting a billionaire break into the Treasury Dept helped to make america great. 🤔

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Hey, yes, all of this sucks and it's overwhelming that we are being pummeled with ridiculous and unbelievable awful news every 3 minutes right now and a lot of bad stuff is happening! But that's also the point! They want everyone to be too overwhelmed and disoriented to speak up. Do not lose hope!

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Senate Democrats are considering voting NO or delaying every Trump nominee as retaliation for his overreach on ending USAID. Smash the RT if you SUPPORT this plan. ZERO votes from Democrats!!

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Her: You look like hell. Me: Yeah, I just got back.

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Want to see the CDC guidelines on reproductive health, intimate partner violence, etc., that the Trump administration removed from the Internet? Click here: jessica.substack.com/p/cdc-birth-...

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I spent nine hours at the Capitol insurrection alone. I made a documentary. My film was used by the #January6thcommittee and in the second impeachment trial. Please watch it before it is erased from history.

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1. Iowa governor Kim Reynolds is pushing a new bill that would remove transgender people from the state civil rights act. Another bill would classify trans people as disabled. Attacks escalate in state legislatures. Mira Lazine writes the latest. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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This is gonna be fun…

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My message to Merrick Garland:

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I had to go look this up in the Twitter archives to confirm it’s real... ...and it is. Breathtaking.

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Several of you are asking me to recommend independent news sources. I am reposting this list of 15 newsletters I recommend in addition to Democracy Docket.

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Cats are known for their dexterity and prowess, but not this cat.

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