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Had a frustrating day, so I treated myself to a diner grilled cheese

I can’t stress that this is how holocausts start.

And what cool beast that never causes any problems slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

Germany is still grappling with its fascist past, and the remains keep turning up — the war graves of 8,000 to 12,000 Germans are uncovered each year. Complicating matters is the rise of the far right in Europe and around the world.

[First day as a hitman] Me: Alrighty so who's getting whacked off today? Boss: Nobody is getting whacked off. Me: Buddy, this 10 pound tub of lube is nonrefundable. Somebody's getting whacked off.

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

Hell yeah AOC.

This is more important than you realize. Bluesky doesn’t downgrade links. Which means news sites will get more traffic from here than other sites. Which gives them economic reasons to post here first.

99-0. Every single senator voted to confirm this ghoul.

Just found out I am beautiful

SCOOP: The US Dept. of Education and GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw will each recognize "DeTrans Awareness Day" tomorrow with events featuring anti-trans activists. In lieu of a press release, I’m told the Dept. event will be covered exclusively by a reporter from The Federalist.

They’re laying the groundwork for scapegoating. Time-honoured antisemitic strategy, used throughout history by European rulers. 🙃

Dudes Rock

the spacex starship’s obliterated fragments streaking through the upper atmosphere like falling stars made of flaming taxpayer dollars are kinda beautiful??????

Just want to say a lot of these people are in DC!

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Dave Matthews' Tour Bus

Finally. A major media outlet has finally reported on Trump’s total travel ban for transgender visa applicants seeking the United States. I had to scream for two days to get someone else to report on it. It is NOT just for athletes. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Three hardest things for a man to say: 1: I need help 2: I was wrong 3: Worcestershire Sauce

JD Vance's intervention for AfD not looking all that brilliant right now

I can’t get over the fact that two separate people did Nazi salutes at CPAC and it’s so normalized at this point that it’s barely even notable on TV news. In any halfway normal era that shit would warrant wall-to-wall coverage.

Yes. There is no ironic form of “I want to murder your family.”

I just feel like something is gay if I say it is sorry. That’s gay now

Stephen Bannon made a gesture that a far-right French leader and others likened to a Nazi salute when he was giving a speech outside Washington on Thursday. He also suggested that President Trump pursue a constitutionally prohibited third term.

Yeah I’m into AI: AI’m walking here

The U.S. government sure has some interesting ideas about what men typically look like, tbh!

Their arms just do that now.

History rhymes encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

America was created so we wouldn't have to live under a King.

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

Alice Weidel, Germany's far-right leader, lives in Switzerland and is raising two sons with her Sri Lankan-born wife. Her party, the Alternative for Germany, campaigns on a platform that is anti-immigrant and defines family as a father and a mother raising children.

Chaos gremlin trying to unmake a bed. From negatives in my collection, ca. 1940s.

Welcome to the resistance… STEVE BANNON?

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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Good at eating pussy award

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor

Wait, what?! “A 2023 study concluded CAPTCHAs are 'a tracking cookie farm for profit masquerading as a security service' that made us spend 819 million hours clicking on traffic lights to generate nearly $1 trillion for Google” www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au

Massive protest happening in Union Square right now to defend trans youth from President Trump’s attempts at eradication.

i told you i told you i TOLD you this was a theocratic power grab

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.