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joshuaking.bsky.social

California-born. 🏞 San Francisco-based. 🌁 Italy-biased. 🍕 Alphabet Mafia. 🏳️‍🌈 Improving daily. 📈 He/Him/His. 🚹

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Breakfast is served I’ve got your 2x McMuffins right here #TummyTuesday #TightyWhiteyTuesday #TightyWhities #throwback

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is 💯 me 🙃

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

Post your most Daddy pic

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

✌🏼 #ThongThursday

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Throwback 🍑 #HumpDay

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

‘Twas a Tuesday #TummyTuesday #TightyWhiteyTuesday #TightyWhities

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Repost if you used an invite code to join this site

submitted 19 days ago • 104 comments

Like a poem said by a lady in red

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Hope this helps y’all get through this hellscape 🐪 #HumpDay

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Trans 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 invisible 👏 Lady Gaga saying what needs to be said as always #Grammys

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

Me to my friends in the dark room.

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

Gay men are like cats, put two in a room together and they’re either going to fight or fuck.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Cinematic parallels

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

‘Sup #TummyTuesday #TightyWhiteyTuesday #TightyWhities

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive