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josietwotrees.bsky.social
Glasto girl, mother of 3, really good at poaching eggs.
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I’m just really worried about Phil Mitchell…

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Classic Essex, everywhere else has snow, we have rain 🙄😭

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Considering starting a petition to the government calling for it to be made illegal for manufacturing companies to use packaging that is anything other than perfectly cuboid in shape. Wrapping the kids’ gifts has been arduous this year.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

An unexpected evening spent sat round the dining table chatting to two lovely friends, with a couple of bottles of wine and some delicious cheese. Lush.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I still absolutely hate ‘Christmas Wrapping’ by The Waitresses after enduring it being played once an hour for the entire ten weeks leading up to Christmas during the three years I worked at Debenhams.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Went out yesterday for what was supposed to be a cute little festive day on the Southbank, had to change plans due to the weather and it ended up turning into an absolute rager and it is an actual Christmas miracle that I have not been devastatingly hungover today.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It’s lovely having the master bedroom in the loft conversion until there’s any kind of weather.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

This from blueskyroast.com has made me very happy; exactly the kind of vibes I want to be sending out into the world 😂

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

We absolutely saved the best for last with our 2024 gig lineup, the incredible Idles Love Is The Fing tour at Ally Pally last night. They smashed it, we loved it. What a show to finish the year on, 10/10 #hardrockforsofties #loveisthefing

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

To the dickhead who threw the chewing gum into the crowd that landed in my hair at Idles at Ally Pally this evening: I hope a bird shits on your head at every important occasion for the rest of your life. I hate sending bad vibes into the world but also fuck you.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like the response to the Rod announcement has been quite low-key… are people disappointed or is it just because everyone kind of knew already?

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments

Time to go to bed after an excellent weekend of family time - the annual visit from @lesthebrit.bsky.social and @jtslyer.bsky.social, Wicked, two bottles of tequila and an evening of karaoke. Good times!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

1am doing Karaoke and I went in for the 7 minute version of “It’s All Coming Back” by Celine Dion. Screw the audience, I had a bloody lovely time singing that 😂

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Just been to see Wicked. As an ex drama student who knows every word to the stage show I was a bit nervous that it was going to be a disappointment but it was EVERYTHING. They totally nailed it, I loved it. 🩷💚

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Do we think Basement Jaxx will be at Glastonbury? Toying with the idea of tour tickets…

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

@lesthebrit.bsky.social what you doing here? 😂

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Have we decided what we are calling posts on here yet? We keep saying “tweeting on bluesky” but I feel like there needs to be something a bit snappier… @bsky.app

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments

Hoping all the Glasto peeps moving from the other app over to “bluesky” will appease the weather gods and let them know what we want to see on the last weekend of June…

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

Don’t let anyone tell you that being neurotically organised isn’t sexy…

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