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Finally warm enough for a sit in the sun.

Remake the OT shot for shot with AI featuring a de-aged original cast (living or dead). Also, bring the wolf man back to the cantina.

Big Beehive rises above the emerald water and pines at Mirror Lake. Banff National Park, Alberta.

Tokeland Hotel. Built in 1885. The oldest hotel in Washington State. Tokeland, WA.

Devils Tower (Bear Lodge), Wyoming.

The seemingly never-ending prairie surrounding Badlands National Park, South Dakota.

Mushrooms covering a tree in Moran State Park (Orcas Island, WA).

My dog, Howie.

On this day ten years ago, Tumblr user swiked posted the dress photo.

God keep me from ever completing anything.

This guy has classic Bowery Wino face. Like boxcar hobo depression era. Stealing pies off windowsills ass looking potato head, bathtub gin cooking flop

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

Interesting. I'm sure it's nothing.

Sources tell me DOGE has regulations on the US pig butchering industry in its crosshairs

Porcine “border czar” delivers mush mouth threats to elected representative

the main driver of white gen-xers reactionary sentiment is that they’re unable to reckon with the reality that they’re aging out of the main demographic that capitalism is advertising to. it’s a big part of what this last election driven by “wokeness out of control” was about

Subway could bring back Jared and this would still be the worst of the night

Rolling my two 576 sided dice to figure out which two celebrities I’ll be paring for my TurboTax Super Bowl ad

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

Jfc Cheryl help the guy out a little, wouldya

March of 2000: Elon Musk tries to impress Peter Thiel by gunning his McLaren, fucks up and flips/wrecks it. Neither of them die.

“I think I’ll put a brown shirt on for my ethical job today”

lol Tim Robinson rocks

I have booked 10 Tesla test drives this week using fake details. I don't turn up to any of them.

Home rental sites should have a comments section on each listing so you can cyberbully management companies

I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

the fucking ego on these guys Shedletsky's claim to fame is working at Roblox, the game favored by pedophiles because of how easy it is for them to access kids that's the world he built

Showing up to work the severed floor at Lumon and you’re severely dehydrated because your outie is a shut in gooner

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

"I just want to be clear about what's going on here." - @warren.senate.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...

this type of shit is so strange to me. you are basically almost 100% right and then veer off at the last second for no reason. the guy is posting about doing it. he's here. he is not chinese. what is it about bad guys where you can only imagine them being from china or russia. we are the bad guys!

The ordinary questions you might ask: Is Elon Musk a government employee? Are his lieutenants? Does he personally hold a security clearance and do his “lieutenants”? Have they all undergone a background check? Are they subject to foreign influence? Have they ever done a sieg heil on stage?

WHILE THE DUDE WAS IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT LMAO