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Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night  — theonion.com/horrified-wo...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 9 days ago • 1064 comments

Look maybe it’s a mistake to expect them to be historically informed, but they’re proposing to take over a place so mad about the last time it had to give up land (265 years ago) that it puts “I remember” on every license plate and most buildings?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

submitted 15 days ago • 997 comments

Obligatory clip of Tom Holland's Umbrella routine for National Umbrella Day (today)...

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

This is Duvalín. She is proud of her Mexican heritage and immigrant roots. And like the rest of her community, our country is better because she is in it. 13/10

submitted 21 days ago • 109 comments

I know we’re dunking people for talking about tariffs instead of our democracy, but it’s winter in Maine and oil bills are about to go up 25%, housing costs that have doubled in four years, eggs are 4x as expensive as a year ago if you can find them, and electricity costs 2x the national average.

submitted 25 days ago • 23 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 28 days ago • 269 comments

That wasn't an earthquake per se, it was New England trying to break itself free from the US.

submitted 31 days ago • 30 comments

Listen, it's ok if you already need an escape from all of it. Any night, you can go outside, look up at the stars, and remember that we are so small in the grand scheme of -- damnit is that one of his rockets blowing up

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

submitted 52 days ago • 61 comments

in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps

submitted 52 days ago • 201 comments

Aye!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Gorgeous!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Just look at her tiny self!!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

With alt-text: (Taps sign)

submitted 87 days ago • 18 comments

Imagine you’re a member of this supposedly prestigious club where membership is over ONE MILLION DOLLARS and they feed you canned corn and boiled broccoli and carrots for Thanksgiving and you have to pretend you’re this master of the upper class lmfao gtfo

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Just to clarify: If I quit listening to you, it’s not censorship. I haven’t silenced you. I will even defend your right to keep making noise. I am not, however, obliged to hear it. And I need no other reason than I just don’t wanna. Thank you for coming to my Pro Echo Chamber Ted Talk.

submitted 97 days ago • 20 comments

my kingdom for an american left-of-center party interested in shaping public opinion rather polling it

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

OK, let's try this again: The one with the hyphen is the real one. The one without the hyphen ain't the real one.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Hey all, so we made it to Friday, but does anyone else feel like we just lived through Infinity War, and now we actually have to wait the five years till Endgame?

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments

Star Trek egg?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments