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hardly the least dumb this about this email but why did she randomly switch to a serif font in the last graf

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Hey, I know her! Time to dig out this old meme I made as advice to lawyers about social media.

code freeze 9am ET

A key to understanding this is that the people who were committing PPP fraud are the base of Trump and the Republican Party's support

Realized as I was booking a flight for next month that for the first time in my life I’m actually quite nervous about getting on a plane! Love that development

Three points at Anfield 👊🔴 #LIVWOL

someone tell ernst that neither the president nor musk embodies the american people and that if they want to cut funding they should work with congress to pass a bill www.semafor.com/article/02/0...

non-zero chance that this was either posted or directed by Elon. Trump tweets like a Fox-addled geriatric addicted to adderal, the super-villain voice is Elon’s.

RANDOM USER NAMED 420BIRTHDAY88: “They’re spending $100,000,000 to make all white children look like Caillou. If you’re white, Biden said you have to be Caillou.” ELON: “Wow. Pulling funding from science research right now.” PRESS: “Elon vows to end hundred million dollar Caillou conversion plan.”

the primary goal of the conservative legal movement is to undo the Reconstruction amendments by judicial fiat

there’s a long list of dipshits who bear responsibility for the moment we’re in but Merrick Garland is high up there

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

the Maddow bump is hitting my Discover feed and making it unusable 🥴

“quiz on my face has 26 points” i love bar trivia

All the Russiagate stuff was basically true and Trump just fired the investigators and successfully covered it up

that Oval Office video is a man cranked out of his mind and a second man falling asleep I feel good about things

We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

Yashar Ali isn’t only a moron, he’s also an actively malicious clout-chaser

10/10 exchange no notes

this is the objectively correct take and it’s tragic that it polls at like -6000%

oh my god sabrina carpenter for vogue 🥵🥵🥵

If you do not like this and... 1) voted for Harris/Dems: Jeffries is correct and the best Democrats can do, electorally, is let Trump dominate the news and create voter backlash. 2) did not vote for Harris/Democrats: learn that elections have consequences, and cast your vote correctly next time.

ginny organized a whole coup for you and you don’t remember her name??

"fix the border problem or i'm destroying the economy" *looking out the window at the border choppers that have already been flying for three months* we'll uhh... send some choppers to watch the border "hah, get owned sucker! Art of the Deal baby"

Doechii winning the GRAMMY and Crypto markets tanking. Inshallah

i’ll be honest…teddy swims runs are boring

when benson boone did that flip

i’m sorry benson boone i wasn’t familiar with your game

"six way parlay. i want chappel to step down on Sunday. i want cowboy carter at the convention. i want Beyoncé AOTY, Beyoncé county, Beyoncé sweep. read it back to me”

COWBOY CARTER BEST COUNTRY ALBUM IKTR

@bobbykaralla.bsky.social i’m hurting say something that will make me feel better

We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.

@mcuban.bsky.social been real quiet today

the gc is taking the luka trade well

"We're going to run the government like a business. And that business... is Boeing"

Republicans always agree with Democrats when it comes to their extremely narrow area of expertise, should they have one. It's key to understanding their view of the world.

dear god I can’t believe people voted to do this again

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards