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Brad is trying to spend some quality time with Brenda, but Steve has arrived to make things weird. (Steve is the one on the right)

you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby

Ooh child Things are gonna get stupider Ooh child Things'll get dumber

Bringing back the rumor that Dr. Pepper is just carbonated prune juice

Bah. I always thought I couldn’t “do” art. But a year and a few months ago, at the age of 64, I decided to give watercoloring a try. Now I can do this: #Watercolor #Art #Nature #Trees #Leaves #Whales

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Some say the world will end in FOIA Some say in ICE

(sigh) Once upon a time you could have called Terry Pratchett with this, and he would not only have had an immediate answer to the first question, but a *really good idea* on how to manage the second. (Which would then have turned up at some point in a novel.) (sighs some more) #GNUTerryPratchett

Reasonable centrism, 2006: let’s find people a path to citizenship Reasonable centrism, 2025: we march at dawn

Esther Gerston and Gloria Ruth Gordon, early programmers working on the ENIAC computer in 1946. Photo from the US Army www.npr.org/sections/all...

Then they started sending our neighbors to torture prisons in El Salvador, and I said, "Damn, they didn't put that one in the poem, did they?"

One thing I wish people understood about authoritarianism is life often looks more or less the same. Troops aren’t marching down the street every day; people go to restaurants, have their office jobs. But everyone knows that stepping out of line, even slightly, can derail your life with no recourse

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

“the AP is no longer in the White House press pool but the reporter for MyPillow is” has broken me

the moderate position is “people need to go to prison” for the deportation of people to el salvadoran concentration camps. the radical position is something akin to guillotines on the washington mall

a heist movie but instead of stealing anything i just sneak into wherever the large hadron collider is and bop it with a wrench until we end up in a timeline that isn’t so fucking stupid

saw someone call Pete Hegseth a "DUI hire" and frankly i must lol

Someone a few blocks from me is keeping a chicken in their yard They are right next door to a KFC

🟤 More... Favorite photos? 📷 by Artist: #JoseLuisBarciaFernandez in Loc.: #Madrid #Spain 🇪🇸 - Title: "LN Granada" - #Art #Streetart #PhotoArt #Artist #Shadows #Hat #Fotografie #Photography #BnW ➡️ #APhotoLove

Post your favorite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

normalize camel case😭

CNN is reporting that currently 89% of American adults have had sex to the Sneaker Pimps “6 Underground”. More to follow.

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

Noooooooo you can't say it's good that an evil person got killed in a way that makes countless other evil people worldwide real fuckin nervous all at once in a way that u can physically feel in the zeitgeist around you, that tickles the soul and delights the senses, what are you, some kind of ghoul

“Everybody wanna be demon, ‘til they get chipped by a throwaway” — Kendrick Lamar

It's truly amazing to me the number of people who think trump won't sell *them* down the river, cuz the river's for *other* people. That river's for all y'all.

"What is the trait you most deplore in others?" "Talent."

South Korean leadership appears to follow the same career progression as rulers of Westeros

If Andor Season 2 is just Krennic squabbling with other Imperial bureaucrats and trying to hide funding riders in Senate security bills I will watch a thousand episodes of that

Good morning

Happy Birthday Doctor Who!

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty MAGA: Coastal elites use the cup to sip the blood of children Journalists: Trump brings fresh perspective to cup debate

ME: I'm not excited about a Labour government just doing Tory policy more competently RACHEL REEVES: oh don't worry lmao

great things are happening in Maryland

An evil US livestreamer tried to bring his harassment to S Korea. Literally assaulted the statue for women forced into sexual slavery. So Koreans crowdfunded a bounty & bail money for anyone who beats his ass & he’s been knocked the fuck out 3 days in a row. malaysia.news.yahoo.com/american-nui...