jrcezanne.bsky.social
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“I’m not a war criminal, I was only complicit.”
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Just weave a bunch of fruit by the foots together.
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So like a croquembouche? What would you put in the profiteroles? Maybe a coffee cream?
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They should be about halfway through the original Dune novels by now so it should be fine.
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Who the fuck has a bar tab these days? When I was in my 20’s I was paying my bar tender in cupcakes.
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The slippery slope has started. Soon you’ll be making quills and carrying bottles of ink.
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Really hoping we get a late stage final destination with that guy.
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You can take the mayor/ wine bar owner out of of the wine bar but you can’t take the mayor/ wine bar owner out of the man.
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What about the ESA’s argonaut program?
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Hey! This has been a thing since ancient times. You get some stuff, you grind it all together, bam! You’ve got pesto, salsa verde, salsa roja. Slap some roasted meat in whatever bread or bread analogue and paste it with the sauce and you’ve got tacos effectively.
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Oh no! That was her activation phrase!
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I snuck in and took a picture.
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You have to specify that it’s in the voice of Matt Berry now.
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Fair. I was just thinking flavor.
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Okay, hear me out. You cook some pork belly most of the way in the oven and then finish it off in the wok.
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This has happened to me in Crusader Kings surprisingly often.
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Yes, you’re thinking of Dario Item.
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His angst became the art of dramatic presentation. But like how long were they in that room waiting for them?
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Are you inferring this is all to make us shed our materialist desires and bring us closer to the end of samsara?
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“We got financed by France and the gayest German aristocrat shouted at our army in German until they got slightly better. It was a real touch and go situation most of the time. Oh and all the leaders bullied our best general into defecting.”
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What, like bouncing Miano Pan off the ionosphere so people can hear it thousands of miles away?
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That’s one of the Old Ones from Warhammer 40K
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I’m gonna visit my girlfriend in two weeks.
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Get a vpn, set it to Germany, download a torrent.
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They can cloak Harry and the Hendersons style?
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I’ve been saying it for years, the next star on the flag is gonna be the UK.
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Hey, if I was elected pope my first move would be to change communion wine to chilled rosé, and wear the dumb crown as a bit. Just making it constantly sliding on around on my head cuz it’s too big, it’s constantly getting caught on stuff, I’m dragging two curtains and mysterious cassock behind me.
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I just keep turning 26 every year now for some reason.
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But Dublin is a key constituency for Romania.
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I don’t even have real context for the origination of the bit. A.J. just says it when there’s a list of three. Or I heard its origin but I wasn’t awake yet so I don’t recall.
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It’s funny how this has become such a rare occurrence it’s news worthy now.
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Local popes never get enough press until you get a sponsor like that kid in Avignon.
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You’ve been elected as the local pope?
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Jeff Bezos doesn’t understand music. In college he memorized the phone numbers of radio stations in an attempt to relate to people if music came up in conversation.
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I hear we get one every five years now.
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Economic recession and whit’s endless summer? What is this? A leather bar in…. 2021?
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I’ve only seen the Madeline scenes of the first two films.
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So Transporter 2 just lacked enough cars then?
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Just carry a picture of Kier Starmer and be like “We elected this man but Canadian.”
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They don’t understand magic is an art and not a science.
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But it’s named after my family. I can steal stuff if it has my name on it.
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What if you think of it like the book Always Coming Home?
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Uh *into the ground. Not regularly. How did I fuck up to cause this?
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Well they’re ruining their platforms regularly so they’re trying to target racist nonces who are fine with simulated children.
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It’s funny and hurts no one because I’m also French and can just vote for Malta like a normal person.
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… I always hate that conservatives think pornography can’t also be art.