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Muppets Tonight was something else

submitted 11 days ago • 123 comments

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

This is fucking sickening.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

So I’ve spent the evening devoting most of my attention to the Giants/Phillies game and Trump has committed like a dozen more impeachable offenses?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Not the answer they’re looking for, but true nonetheless.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Current mood

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My all-encompassing expert analysis for your Monday evening is that everything is fucking stupid right now. Enough to shift tectonic plates, I know.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This week has been a hell of a year.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Just put on the Music Choice ‘60s channel and I’m singing “There’s a bathroom on the right” with CCR.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight’s reading.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

My three brain surgeries have all been performed by medical professionals, but every time I turn on the news it becomes more likely that my fourth will be a DIY job.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Today is my elder son’s 14th birthday. If my calculations are right, that makes me… 208.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we’re rapidly approaching the day I just grab a stick of butter out of the fridge and bite into it like a Snickers.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Totally of his own volition, my 11-yo son has washed a bunch of dishes the last two nights and told me he wants to keep doing that. We now go live to me with my reaction.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Watching ‘Heat’ for the first time in quite a while. It remains one of my favorite films, except that now I spend a few scenes muttering “Fuck Jon Voight.”

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building theonion.com/son-of-...

submitted 65 days ago • 55 comments

So this is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a [yelling at Zelenskyy].

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Ah shit, accidentally just bought a Tesla on Amazon.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Having a drink with dinner while my kid and the neighbors jump on the trampoline out back. Juuust listening for a scream that doesn’t sound rehearsed.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

[Watching a pharmaceutical ad] Me: Aw she looks happy Narrator: It’s an injection directly in the eye Me: WHAT THE HELL

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Pronouncing DOGE ‘doggie’ until this nonsense is over.