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Hello I am a cake of soap dissolving in a warm bath (James Tate). I prefer flowers and cats to humans. I am politically not Orange.
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As real name band: Tycoon.

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Either piss or get off the pot" has to be my least favorite saying.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

My cat has an antibiotic tongue.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I think that I somewhat believe in the possibility that crumbs in the kitchen can turn into ants.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Men really hate being interrupted while they’re being creepy.

submitted 627 days ago • 0 comments

The only cure I know of for nicotine gum addiction is smoking.

submitted 628 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of women who will give you the shirt off their back

submitted 668 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I got all dressed up and went to the church down the street and it said “closed on Sundays.” WTH?

submitted 685 days ago • 0 comments

Rudy for President!

submitted 686 days ago • 0 comments

In England they have a “tea break” but here we call it a “pee break.”

submitted 687 days ago • 0 comments

There are few things less exciting than a rice cake.

submitted 688 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a monster last night. He was actually pretty nice. He went on and on about the letter G

submitted 689 days ago • 0 comments

Good or bad band name? The Flip-Phones.

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

Bad band name: The Parents.

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven’t updated your common sense in 10+ years, it’s time to take inventory.

submitted 693 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldn’t it suck if you died and went to heaven and found out that hell is a better place?

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

The question now is what illegal scheme is Trump planning right now to get out of this mess?

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

I’m telling ya, never trust your butt.

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a tighter and you’re a looser.

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Bluesky! Have you ever noticed that they never puke in old movies?

submitted 696 days ago • 1 comment