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If you remember offseasons of John Rauch and Frank Francisco, Mets fans, this moment is for you. sheabridge.substack.com/p/mets-fans-...

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

I remember one random night in winter 2011 or 2012, listening to Steve Somers on a transistor radio and hoping in vain someone would call in to talk about the Mets — we deserve this one.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

An MLB team should hire Elizabeth Prelogar as manager — she could persuade an umpire to change any call she wanted!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I'm good with all the new rules so far but this is completely whackadoodle. Imagine if in soccer you could choose a random moment to take a penalty kick. Or if in football you could choose one drive a game to start on the one-yard line. Too much.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I think as a bit, every new free agent contract, regardless of the team awarding it, should include a donation to the Braves Foundation

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Trying to win is good, actually.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

#bob says Jake McCarthy is available, and I would love the Mets to make a run at him.

submitted 117 days ago • 3 comments

Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

With Eric Orze headed out of town, a good time to remember the time I wrote about Orze, boos, and “Amadeus.” sheabridge.substack.com/p/eric-orze-...

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Most career homers among players with identical totals and surnames. Frank Howard 382 Ryan Howard 382 Prince Fielder 319 Cecil Fielder 319 Frank White 160 Roy White 160 Kyle Tucker 125 (active) Michael Tucker 125 See my comment below for near misses!

submitted 123 days ago • 10 comments

With the ballot unveiled, it's officially, "Let's Get Bobby Abreu into the Hall of Fame" season for me! Let's start with old-school numbers: Players with at least 1000 runs scored, 1000 RBI, 1000 BB, 250 HRs, 400 SBs, 500 doubles and a batting average of no less than .290: Barry Bonds. Bob Abreu.

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

The way people just make ridiculous criticisms of the media is really weird and not helpful

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Why would Robert Saleh do this?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good first Jets game on BlueSky — everyone should learn the lesson that the Jets aren't playing football, they're doing long-form experimental surrealist comedy

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Aaron Rodgers seems determined to force us to replace “Willie Mays falling down in the outfield” as the go-to for describing athletes who stayed too long at the ball.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers

submitted 126 days ago • 119 comments

Jake Paul should fight Jesse Winker next

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Late night reading

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Just waiting for baseball news

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Since we’re getting going on here, I want you guys to see this pic of Steve Cohen from the Mets’ celebration in Atlanta

submitted 128 days ago • 10 comments

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My 2024 predictions revisited: you should listen to me less! sheabridge.substack.com/p/my-2024-pr...

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

5 artists in heavy rotation right now -Bruce Springsteen -Jim Gaffigan -The Killers -Jimmy Buffet -Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar on Oyez

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