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My name is Josh. I’m a actor and writer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Helping my parents move. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Go Birds
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When life gives you lemons, make an unholy lemon monster and set it loose on the nearby village

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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.

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CURRENT MAYORAL RANKINGS: NYC EDITION An ear of street corn Brad Lander Adrienne Adams Zohran Mamdani Mr. Met Zellnor Myrie Jessica Ramos The original Broadway cast of CATS Scott Stringer Michael Blake Jim Walden An actual pigeon Andrew Cuomo Curt Sliwa Whitney Tilson The MTA on weekends Eric Adams

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Impeach the motherfucker a third time.

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impeach

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A Clockwork Anal

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Hi guys I petted a dog today Ok guys bye

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I used to tell a joke about Eurydice, but I hate to look back

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My controversial opinion about Doctor Who is that it’s good and I like it

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I’ve had it up to HERE with this plague of locusts

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It’s my birthday for another 40 minutes. The thing I want could still technically happen

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what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people

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Yet another unrealistic body standard for women

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America’s Next Top Mohel

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I turn 46 in two hours. Fingers crossed for the thing I truly want this year (it’s the thing we all want but can’t say)

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Sometimes all you need is a new bookcase

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{Frantically googles “how to do insider trading”}

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I refuse to learn about stocks, fuck you

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Hello from Queens

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Inside of you there are two Pomeranians

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Drop some refreshments ☕️🍪🫖🥐🖤

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Spare a thought for the poor souls preparing food for John Roberts, they’ve so terribly dehydrated themselves from all the spitting

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if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

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haven’t seen a market collapse like this since I watched Indiana Jones have a thrilling chase through a bazaar

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no, your majesty, your subjects have simply gathered outside the castle to proclaim their love for you. they're waving those pitchforks because of all you've done for the farmers

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Mission Impossible: The Search for Spock

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If you see this post your favorite Lucifer

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Anyway, fuck Trump

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On my way to the big protest in Manhattan

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Lola has had enough of your shenanigans

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Why would a famously stupid guy do a really stupid thing? Probably because he’s stupid

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