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My NEFARIOUS PLANS have finally been EXPOSED!!

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anyone that’s criticizing AOC and Bernie for having to take private flights in order to be able to get to their rallies on time is so disingenuous and lazy. like c’mon dude.

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Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

submitted 46 days ago • 568 comments

crazy that the richest man in the world, in an attempt to make everyone like him, is making more people than ever dislike him. and then he goes on Fox and almost cries because he “just doesn’t understand” the hate. bruh did you forget it was you who laid off thousands of people

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This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 108 days ago • 8079 comments

isn’t it cool how the people that are terrified of boys acting like girls elected two dudes who wear makeup daily, JD Vance’s eyeliner looking like me in my junior high emo phase, what a time to be alive

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Community is the antidote to despair. Happy to host! 🌹

submitted 131 days ago • 971 comments

tbh I’m glad my mom doesn’t pay any attention to the news, it makes it so I can tell her about dumb stuff like Elon Musk lying about being a world-class POE2 and Diablo 4 player only to accidentally reveal in a livestream on twitter that this is his first time actually playing

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watched sonic the hedgehog the other night for the first time and the hardest I laughed was at the chase scene where robotnik’s robots are just straight-up murdering hundreds of people, exploding cars and hitting buildings, and it is never mentioned or acknowledged once

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when I hear people say “It’s Biden’s fault groceries/gas/etc is so high” and I’m like ok?? like do you think he’s doing that on purpose? why would he do something that’s unpopular with 99% of the country, how does that help him stay in power. please explain this to me bc it is so dumb

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something I will never understand is the “u mad bro” aspect of the right. like congrats, you caused suffering, you gonna go jerk off about it or what? there is zero self-awareness and no thought about whether making their neighbors despair is actually a good goal. would Jesus want this, guys?? C’mon

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

still struggling to understand how Kamala fucked up so badly. that day when Biden stepped down was such a breath of fresh air and she seemingly made it her mission to tank her own campaign, what a giant disappointment dude

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags. Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.

submitted 150 days ago • 894 comments

my first cybernetic implant will be to install a 3D printer in my butt so when people ask what I do I can tell them I literally shit out art. just be making the statue of David with my dumps

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

all these marvel superhero movies are so unrealistic, so many skintight suits and not a single visible dong outline?? come on now

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there are two wolves inside you: one of them says it’s pronounced vee-hick-el and the other says veeicle, you must choose which one to feed

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people out there making excuses for veilguard like it isn’t a soulless and braindead game my favorite part is when they repeat the point of the game every few minutes like you’re a 5 year old with short-term memory loss along with handling LGBTQ+ issues in the most lazy way possible

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this is a dril tweet

submitted 160 days ago • 1118 comments

In stardew valley there’s a holiday where the whole town makes a big soup and everyone has to drink it

submitted 163 days ago • 52 comments

the 1% better get their shit together, we’ve got more wealth inequality today than literally the time we refer to basically as inequality time (the gilded age). the new deal was really a compromise done to prevent a full revolution. other option is the French Revolution route, they gotta choose one

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

really love the buy one get one special we got this year, people voted for trump and got elon musk as co-president, super cool go ahead, tell me again we’re not an oligarchy

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

been having way too many moments where I pull out my phone without even thinking and then just stare at the home screen as I realize there’s nothing I want to do and this is just an automatic reaction now for when I’m bored, is this the next stage of brainrot

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

I think anyone who watches a game trailer and judges the entire thing based on how attractive the female characters are desperately need a new hobby. At this stage you have zero interest in video games themselves but just want something to jack off to.

submitted 175 days ago • 156 comments

my favorite part about modern day christians is them saying how much they follow Jesus’ teachings but when they find something they don’t like it’s suddenly “no not that one, he wouldn’t do that if he were alive today” like wtf do you think what he said was conditional or something

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you know the world’s messed up when you read Logan’s Run and think “oh damn maybe we should do that” all these decrepit skeleton-people being in control of everything is so dystopian, can we just trade it for a slightly less bad dystopia please?

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

“somewhere deep in the Vatican’s archives there is a forgotten file containing the scriptures in which various popes argued whether Jesus fucked or not, but until they are unsealed we may never know what they discovered” -The History Channel probably

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One of my favorite videos of all time. Nobody gets Bill Maher like Tim Heidecker www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqk...

submitted 178 days ago • 9 comments

make healthcare CEO’s afraid again

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

We wanted to understand what's wrong with the US health care system. So we talked to a lone gunman at a McDonald's in Altoona, PA.

submitted 178 days ago • 39 comments

now that we know the first dude’s named Luigi I’m just waiting for some dude out there named Mario who sees all this going on and is like “this is my moment, I was made for this”

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

where it should be

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Many people are saying this is the McDonald’s employee who snitched on the backpack shooter.

submitted 178 days ago • 448 comments

finding out someone at a McDonald’s ratted out the UHC guy is so lame, dude should’ve been given at least one more chance to improve his high score and get another CEO, c’mon guys

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite marvel superhero is that guy who was irradiated with gamma rays while using the bathroom so now he pisses electricity, who’s your favorite?

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