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"Be excellent to others/And cut yourself a little slack" -The Dirty Nil
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credit where it's due, it's great to see them adopt thoughtful and sustainable practices. a lot of restaurants that serve xenomorph throw all the glands and organs straight in the garbage. not these folks

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Can confirm Dan Hurley has the most punchable face in college sports. And no, I'm not bitter they beat Purdue last year for the championship.

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A fascist, narcissist, and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "OMG it's the President of the United States."

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Too much talk about teaching your daughters how to protect themselves from predatory men and not enough talk about teaching your sons not to emulate them.

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

submitted 3 days ago • 94 comments

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

submitted 4 days ago • 173 comments

New Conspiracy Theory Suggests Neil Armstrong Faked Orgasm During Moon Landing thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Hear another new song from mclusky, "people person" www.treblezine.com/mclusky-peop...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

STOP LYING. STOP LYING. STOP LYING. FUCK YOU. STOP LYING. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. ARRRGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG god i hope he <parodies> on his own <parody> soon.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

@profanity.accountant do your worst!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died. www.npr.org/2025/03/03/n...

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

There's a lot of great bands out there but I really miss The Coathangers, Dilly Dally, Tacocat, and the Regrettes.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

People buy homes so they can play music way too loud after a few drinks, right? Or is that just me. Brought to you by Bloc Party "Banquet"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

How do you deal with problematic artists? Do you throw them out completely? Consume with a guilty conscience? Completely separate art from artists?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

How good are Tyler, The Creator's "That Guy" and Winona Fighter's "Hamms In A Glass"?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Pulp Fiction for the first time in years and 2 things come to mind. 1. Tarantino is a terrible actor who just wants to be on screen to drop N bombs 2. Cut the entire Bruce Willis storyline and this is a much better movie

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I swear I saw a parody commercial in the late 80s or early 90s for Chunks of Sadness, a candy with a butter dark chocolate shell and lard filling. And who would pitch such a thing? Robert Smith of The Cure, of course. I have found no evidence of this anywhere on line. Did I imagine it?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure I'm the oldest person at Lost Lake tonight for The Dirty Nil. Gotta show Gen X still goes to shows!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Am I really seeing this? John Spencer on KEXP backed up by the rhythm section from the Bobby Lees?!? Yeah!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Hate to say it, but I laughed at the Debbie Downer skit.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 41 days ago • 307 comments

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I don't believe in hell, but if it does exist I imagine it's similar to sitting in a Ticketmaster queue.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I hate Trump. I hate Elon. I hate all of this. But if you're reading this, you should know that I love you. All of you weird, wonderful, beautiful people who have convinced me that there's still goodness, and kindness, and compassion in the world. Thank you.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Good Lord, it's only been 12 years? Feels like the "This is Fine" comic has always been a bedrock part of online discourse. (And yet a lot of people are responding that they'd never seen panels 3-6, which certainly shape the meaning. And have you read the follow-up comic? thenib.com/this-is-not-...)

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

THE CHIEF: As far as I’m concerned, you’re both The Idiot!

submitted 339 days ago • 16 comments