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Don't mind me · a writer for myself and others (REMEZCLA, Rolling Stone, Complex, PopSugar, Pitchfork, 🎞️) · #BLM "Borincano aunque naciera en la luna" 🇵🇷
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NEW: I intv'wd Puerto Rican alt-R&B crooner Matt Louis for Remezcla's "Nuevo Noise" series that highlights up & coming artists. We talked about embracing himself as a queer man in his art and how he wants to help redefine what makes a Black artist — especially in LatAm. remezcla.com/features/mus...

Spotify named "Latin afrobeats" one of the fastest-rising subgenres of 2025, so for Remezcla I wrote up a quick primer on the difference between "afrobeats" and "afrobeat" since too many seem to be using the terms interchangeably especially in LatAm. remezcla.com/features/mus...

NEW: Got the opportunity a few weeks ago to work on a cover story interview with Bad Bunny for The Cut, written by the terrific Jen Ortiz! I was tasked with translating the piece to Spanish, and making sure Benito's boricua "voice" was kept faithful for readers. www.thecut.com/article/bad-...

History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me." Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

this is a good example of the attitude that has led democrats down the road to disaster. it rests on the belief that public opinion cannot be shaped or mobilized or moved, only reacted to

it's important to say in plain English what's going on

all of the people you think are braver or stronger than you are also have moments where they feel scared, unsure, or at a loss. doing the thing while kicking, screaming, or crying about it is still doing the thing. it's still bravery.

Taliban behaviour

Curious how we keep hearing about people surprised by this and not the many who saw this coming a mile away.

I will never be convinced that impoverished and sick people or kids who get free lunch at school are my enemy. I will never ever see things that way. I will always be angry that we keep having these debates.

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

The mascot and symbol to me, of Sunday. This dog and the Chat Noir poster cat are probably the best represented art pets in American homes.

Sure but if you’re an adult you should mostly read books for adults let’s be real here

i think people who complain about the language police are, by and large, just cowards. say whatever you want! no one is going to stop you. but people may judge you or even, if you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong person, pop you in the mouth. but that’s life!

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

A lot of people out there already need to worry about their everlasting souls, but what Judas rats out a member of their own congregation?

No one's forcing Chuck Schumer or John Fetterman or whoever to bend over or knuckle under or switch sides. All that's really required is to have a soul the integrity of which you care about, for whatever reason

The Walgreens CEO being like "Whoops! Turns out nobody wants to shop at a store where the products are impossible to access!" illustrates how so many companies disregard the customer experience. I literally don't care if people shoplift from Walgreens. Stop making it my problem.

We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

“Cut taxes. Fuck public services and fuck you all. Nobody deserves anything in this world. Also, is anyone willing to personally fight the inferno near my mansion? I’m willing to give you any and all of my bottle caps!”

Happy New Bad Bunny Album Day to all who celebrate Wrote this in 2021, and I think it's aged pretty well tbh

Savage Forums (a.k.a. Erik Larsen's Savage Dragon message board) and C.H.U.D. Forums (Cinematic Happenings Under Development) Almost 25 years ago, at this point. Was a fervent poster for almost a decade on both.

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

the perfect rating doesn't exi...... 📽️

saying this more and more

Every election postmortem makes it clear people voted for Trump for two reasons 1. He has a mystical association with money to them, like throwing a coin into a fountain and wishing for wealth 2. They want people “beneath” them to suffer to reinforce that they’re above someone.

As I recall from theology school, the Bible says the exact opposite of this.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever written. God bless us, every one

This looks like 70’s baseball player nobody remembers signing memorabilia nobody wants.

The way that university officials have begun to treat “peaceful” and “disruptive” as antonyms, when they in fact are not antonyms, is the kind of violence to language that one expects of authoritarians

do it coward!!! do it now!!!

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

“We just have to trust that the man we voted for was lying about the thing he swore he would do.” —American Idiot

There is no reason to use Gen AI to illustrate anything. There’s excellent clipart you can get very cheaply. A lot of human illustrators will do something very cheaply if they believe in the project and know your funds are limited. Gen AI is created from stolen labor.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods

Resurgent Puerto Rico Independence Movement Challenges 126 Years of Colonialism truthout.org/articles/res...

Vlado Chernozemski, who assassinated King Alexander I of Yugoslavia, belonged in his youth to a club that was devoted to a game of regicide. In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.