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WaPo Page One: “If you’re going to just yell at me, that’s not going to be an effective town hall,” McCormick said .. “But we’re pissed!” a woman shouted. #GA07 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Seen at CPAC

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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Interpreting the prophecy of three witches you met in the woods and committing regicide with the assistance of your wife, then smearing the sleeping grooms with blood so it will seem their guilt makes you a king.

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If you’re visiting the rodent exhibit, we don’t have a rodent exhibit. You should probably run.

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Calling yourself a king doesnt make you a king. Delivering an all-time banger of a speech on St. Crispin’s Day does.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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MAGA: "Stop calling him a felon! Name one crime he's ever committed." Me: opening my binder

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Biggest of moods. Credit to Sandra Boyton.

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⚓️ Adaptions from Benson's Course of Meditations: Tuesday after Septuagesima. "Daily bread is given not that we may excel others, but that we may serve God." Thus is the reality of everything that a Christian owns.

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They screwed this all up.

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Please, God, guard my heart from hatred masquerading as righteous anger. Help me to know how to react like You do to injustice -- with anger that does not become contempt, bitterness, vindictiveness, or enmity. Because my human anger does not produce the justice that You desire.

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"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

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The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

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elon musk when he decided to steal the presidency

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"I called it ethnic cleansing. But when I saw the images of starving babies in Gaza I had to upgrade my language." By Art Spiegelman (Maus) and Joe Sacco www.theguardian.com/world/pictur...

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“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.” Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”

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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

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A Kennedy ensuring that no American can take shots feels like the most stupid slo mo revenge scheme ever

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I'm thinking we leave a bunch of infected roadkill all along his commute. He might be able to resist one dead bear, but twelve? I don't fucking think so.

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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Bob Eckstein. #NewYorkerCartoons newyorkercartoons.visitlink.me/alv60l

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Honestly, the United States government procuring armored electric cars from a former illegal immigrant who now puts microchips in people's brains and makes spaceships is actually too far-fetched for Tim lahaye and Jerry B. Jenkins

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DEI hires are out. But when it comes to dealing with vodka-loving Putin, Pete Hegseth could be the perfect DUI hire.

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"The Devil chooses to deceive some people in the following way. He will marvellously inflame their brains with the desire to uphold God's law and destroy sin in everyone else." - 'The Cloud of Unknowing', unknown author, c.1400's

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“Excluded” is also one of the words, as is “victim”. That would eliminate every DNA report I’ve ever written in my 25 year career. (per the list at gizmodo.com/the-list-of-...)

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Now they want to rename Greenland to be “Red, White and Blue Land” and yes this is the dumbest timeline.

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Me when ICE shows up during worship i.redd.it/16guw8ts4fi7...

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I didn't expect the Anti-Christ to be an open audition situation.

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Jane Eyre Jane Watir Jane Erthe Jane Fyre Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye... Until the Fyre Janes attackid.

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Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

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Mistyped “Uncle Sam” as “Incel Sam” and you know what, given the current state of the ruling party

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It is interesting that it is when the sun goes down that the Dark forces rise. Bluesky becomes DARKsky. Dark as in misery.

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Me, checking bluesky: Oh god, this is the darkest timeline, we are so boned. I'm so scared. I just went to the gym I can't go again. I feel the hopelessness closing in... checks the time Ahhhh, The Dark Hours, the time between 5pm and 10pm ET when everyone is processing The Horrors Of The Day.

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